All Childish Things

"Like 'The Italian Job' of geek culture." - Chicago Tribune

Step into the galaxy of laughter and nostalgia with Joseph Zettelmaier's uproarious play, All Childish Things. Meet Dave Bullanski, a die-hard Star Wars enthusiast, on a quest to pull off the heist of a lifetime. Picture this: an old Kenner warehouse filled with priceless Star Wars memorabilia, ripe for the taking. Dave's grand plan? Swipe every rare gem and auction it to a private collector with pockets as deep as $2 million.

Joining forces with his motley crew of misfits, Dave dives headfirst into the world of clandestine collectibles. The stage is set for an epic adventure filled with quirky characters, unexpected twists, and, of course, plenty of laughter. However, as the meticulously crafted plan unravels into chaos, alliances are tested, friendships strained, and the heist takes an uproarious turn that will leave you in stitches.

All Childish Things is not just a play; it's a rollercoaster of hilarity that explores the lengths fandom will go for the love of Star Wars. Get ready for a sidesplitting journey through the galaxy far, far away, where the only thing more unpredictable than the heist is the laughter it inspires. Don't miss out on this comedic masterpiece that proves sometimes the force is with you, even when things go hilariously off course!