Chapter One There's always one, Neville Knox thought to himself as his tour group fanned out in front of him. There had been one in that morning's group, and despite the fact that presumably they'd all just had lunch, here was another. It wasn't as if he'd spelt it out in some sort of complicated code. 'Would you be so kind as to refrain from eating whilst on the tour?' It wasn't a lot to ask, was it? The mild-mannered and expectant gathering had murmured their acceptance of the request. But, now barely twenty-five minutes in, there was someone flouting the regulation. Okay, regulation was perhaps a bit strong. One teeny-weeny little rule was all he'd asked of them. Perhaps it did seem a little bit pernickety, but food tended to mean litter, and it was November after all. Yes, November, not a month that one instantly associates with cricket. With the cricket season over, the ground's workforce had more pressing projects than litter collecting on their hands. However, London as a tourist destination has a year-round appeal, and for those visitors interested in cricket, Lord's Cricket Ground is pretty high on their 'to-do' list. So the tours of the ground carried on throughout the winter months, and as long as they did so, Neville would continue to make his request. 'So we are now standing bang smack in the middle of the ground. On our right, the iconic pavilion built in 1889, and to our left, the Media Centre, completed 110 years later,' Neville described the panoramic view. Buster Bosch nodded knowingly to himself. Visiting from Johannesburg, he'd been looking forward to his visit and had read several books on the subject. His son Titus, who'd been dragged along for the advancement of his cricketing knowledge, was finding it difficult to work up the same level of interest. Instead, he was practicing the ancient schoolboy art of concealed eating. Despite his expertise, perfected in the back row of the school classroom back in Jo'burg, he was having trouble. Prising the finger off a wrapped KitKat chocolate bar with one hand in the pocket of an anorak was proving difficult. There was nothing else for it. Edging behind a lady in a flowery raincoat, he furtively removed the chocolate and slid the bar from its wrapper. He ran a nail the length of the foil and parted a chocolate finger from the others. 'We're standing in the new grandstand completed in 1998.' Neville explained, keeping to his script whilst pinpointing the breaker of his rules with unerring accuracy. 'The third such building, replacing the previous structure, which was completed in 1925.' Titus licked his lips and, with a snap, broke off the first finger. A nanosecond after the 'snap', Neville snapped too. 'I said, NO eating!' he boomed. For an instant, Titus pulled a face reminiscent of the famous painting 'The Scream', throwing his hands in the air and the chocolate finger over his shoulder in the process. Neville returned to his script without missing a beat. His outburst had had the desired effect, and he resumed the tour as if nothing had happened. The chocolate finger left the scene of the crime, flying end over into the vacant seating behind the little group. Gatt, who'd been keeping his distance but monitoring the progress of the visitors, followed its flight path. As the self-appointed gastronome of the Lord's mouse colony, he more than any of the others suffered in the off-season. He thought about the rather samey meals of the last week or two. In this period, the mice had managed to gather enough to live on from the pavilion kitchen, which was still catering for functions. They had to be careful though, taking small quantities of what there seemed to be a lot of, so as not to draw attention. In the main, that meant boring things like rice and flour and that brittle stuff that hurt your teeth and really didn't taste too good anyway. Pasta, that's what they called it, the mice couldn't see what people saw in it. There certainly was a lot of that, in lots of different shapes and sizes, but sadly not different flavours. They all missed the little treats that came with match days, and more exactly the paying public. What an interesting selection they brought with them and how careless they were with it. But this was where vigilance paid off. If you were patient enough, there were still opportunities to pick up some of the more delicious things in life. Just the other day, he'd relieved a decorator of half a sausage roll he'd put down for just a moment. Gatt remembered it with a smile. He'd scoffed the lot, which had made him feel a little peculiar. That was very greedy, Gatt, he thought to himself. There'd be none of that today. Here was an opportunity to share. If he wasn't mistaken, he'd just watched a whole finger of KitKat part company with its owner, and if there is anything that mice love more than anything else, it's a bit of KitKat. Gatt watched the group intently. They all had their backs to him and seemed to be interested in something on the pitch. The mouse was itching to get his paws on the prize and decided to risk making the short run across the gangway between the seating. He'd be in the open for a matter of seconds. Off he went. In that instant, Titus, who was anything but engrossed in the tour, dropped to his knee to tie his shoelace. Gatt's sudden movement registered in the corner of his eye, and for a moment, man and mini-beast made wide-eyed contact. For a moment, Gatt froze. He watched the boy start to form the word 'MOUSE' and in desperation put a finger to his lips as if to shush him. Titus did a double take. Had a mouse just communicated with him? In a flash, Gatt darted from view. Titus turned back towards the group and lifted an involuntary finger as if to make a point, then checked himself. He decided that perhaps it wasn't a good idea to make a second unwanted interruption to the tour. 'Would you look at that?' Buster Bosch exclaimed. 'I didn't realise the tour included an appearance by the England cricket team captain.' On the outfield, a tall young man with dark hair was making his way across the outfield. He was smartly dressed in a navy blazer. His slick black hair suggested that he'd just showered. 'Yes, the whole squad is here today for a last net session before their next tour.' 'What are we waiting for? Can we go and have a look?' Buster was getting very excited. 'Oh no, no, no, sir. I'm afraid that is quite out of the question. That sort of thing is carried on behind closed doors. The team's development is strictly confidential.' Neville was laying it on a bit thick. He enjoyed his little bit of inside knowledge of what happened behind the scenes at Lord's. 'What about if I just hop over the fence here? Any chance I could grab an autograph from the skipper?' Neville raised an eyebrow that suggested that he might not. The young man on the outfield, perhaps aware that he was attracting some interest, had made good progress and was just making his way up the steps into the pavilion. 'Eish!' Buster exclaimed. 'Excuse my Afrikaans, but it would have been kinda cool to meet the guys.' 'So near and yet so far,' Neville intoned in a singsong way that was reminiscent of a clergyman recounting a parable. 'Shall we?' he instructed, shooing his flock back down the stairs that took them out of the grandstand. As they moved away, Gatt blew out his cheeks in relief and retrieved the finger of chocolate. He sniffed down the length of it and let out an approving sigh. He'd followed the tour party farther than he'd usually venture, and he sized up his prize for the return journey. It was easier to eat than transport. Eventually, he came up with the idea of balancing it on one shoulder. He'd keep it in place with his right forepaw, enabling him to scamper away on three paws. It was a good idea but not being the fittest member of the mouse colony, Gatt soon tired. He sat on his haunches, puffing. It was no good. he'd have to find another way. He put his precious find down and scurried along the line of seats towards the pavilion. The whole area had been fastidiously swept clean, and there wasn't anything that might be used to transport it. He looked up the stepped seating that rose like an unconquerable mountain above him. He shook his head, definitely too much like hard work. He'd just have to tough it out. He ran back to where he'd left the chocolate, and to his horror, found that a pigeon had spotted it and was making a beeline for it. 'Oh no you don't!' cried Gatt, getting to it and snatching it up in the nick of time. But the pigeon wasn't going to give up without a fight. It landed, or rather crash-landed in a puff of feathers. Picking itself up, the pigeon lurched towards Gatt. The mouse held the finger of KitKat protectively behind him and backed away. The pigeon stepped towards him undaunted and pecked Gatt sharply on the shoulder. 'Oi, OUCH!' Gatt squeaked as the pigeon pecked at him again. 'Will you stop that!' he bellowed as fiercely as he could, but the pigeon was...
