11.
The Roof Dog, The Train Driver, Burnt Human Hair, Meat Raffle Tickets
16.
Fleapit Feng Shui, Musical Pulp and the Brother from Another Mother
21.
Anti-Fashion, Fighting Cocks, Shit Live Music, Warm Flat Beer
29.
Trumpet-Wielding Marxists, Lifestyle Fascists and Alien Couture
38.
Kitchen Earthquakes, Mythical Suburbs and King of the Humble Brag
43.
Lord Snooty, False Prophets and George Osborne's Arse
50.
Herding Meerkats, Marketing Marxism and the Last Cultural Taboo
57.
Boiled Frogs, Indie Music and the Big Idea that Totally Fucked the World
64.
Tofu Love Frogs, Chanting Hippies, Noel's Breakfast Party
73.
Touts, Taxation, Blood and Guts
80.
Photographs: Batch 1
92.
Life-Changing, Conscious-Shifting Musical Epiphany
97.
Dickensian London, Broken Britain, Media Grooming, Oh Jeremy Corbyn
105.
Thin Fat White, Karmic Coincidence, Friends Ununited
109.
Corporate Subculture, Three Musketeers, Punk Rock Disorders, Superstar DJ's
119.
Magic Badges, Saul-Less Gigs and the Hardest Round in the World
129.
Wrong Country, Challenging Content, Instant Karma
134.
Guest List Hierarchy, Anti-Anthems and The Cunt Wall
138
Glory Holes, Singing Librarians, Slimy Friends and Turkey Necks
141.
Bots, Algorithms, Voluntary Profiling and the Economics of Gentrification
146.
Industry Pimps, The Rage Factor and the British Terrorist Unit
155.
Science, Charity, Love and Letterman
162.
Collective, Subjective Experience and Unfriendly Friends
172.
Towed by a Butterfly to Nirvana
185.
Converse Trainers, Military Coups and Rock Star Bacteria
192.
Photographs: Batch 2
204.
Paedo Presenters, Offensive Millennials and the Crackerjack King
213.
Headless Children, Horror Movie Teddy Bears and Pagan God Offerings
219.
He's Not Really a Cunt
228.
Soulless Hootenannies, Gurning Rockabillies, Schizoid DJs
234.
Weird Mates, Fragile Egos, Pissy Floors
240.
Trouble at Mill
249.
Golden Syrup, Daddy Bear, Dragon Spit and Discerning Disco
258.
Gonzo Journos, FAC51 and the Neoliberal Hangover
264.
Low-Grade Weapons, High-Grade Tears and a Dog called Elvis
272.
Fairy Godmothers, Black Sambucas, Tropical Rain and Lost Phones
279.
Treason, Treachery and the Gangster Poirot
283.
Crispy Fish Fingers, Hungry Cats, Terrible Texts
290.
Photographs: Batch 3
307.
King Midas, Prophetic Moths and the Legendary Swordsman
316.
Right-Wing Socialists, Public School Buffoonery, Serfdom and Servitude
330.
Marxist Anthems, Glaswegian Gents, Fat Whites Soft Play
336.
Medley's Meddling, Clams Ranting and My Fluffing
351.
Festival Tent Saunas, Limp Mojos, Royal Rapists and Damn Fine Coffee
363.
Abnormal Normality, Reptilian Illuminati and Kafkaesque Feedback Loops
370.
Human Centipedes, Official Bears, Venn Diagrams and Spectrum Dwellers
381.
Shit Sandwiches, Awkward Elephants, Glassy Dudes and WOO!
398.
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