Prologue: Washington, DC 20 February 1989
Chapter 1 The Kootchie Is Undefeated
Chapter 2 The Sojourn Begins
Chapter 3 A Quixotic Diversion
Chapter 4 To Bee or Not to Bee
Chapter 5 Locker Gallo
Chapter 6 Gunny Peabody
Chapter 7 God's House
Chapter 8 Mother Earth
Chapter 9 The Game
Chapter 10 Gunz and Drumz
Chapter 11 The Artists of Dong Ho
Chapter 12 The Smells of Southeast Asia
Chapter 13 A Shau Valley
Chapter 14 Panty Porn
Chapter 15 Cabbage Patch Dolls
Chapter 16 Groundz for Divorce
Chapter 17 Intelligence
Chapter 18 Of Cabbages and Kings
Chapter 19 Ly Cu Chi
Chapter 20 Our Lady of Hue
Chapter 21 Writing on the Wall
Chapter 22 Holy Helo
Chapter 23 The Highway Men
Chapter 24 An Egregious Shit Sandwich
Chapter 25 On the Road to Shambala
Chapter 26 Nowhere Man
Chapter 27 Redemption
Chapter 28 No Balls, No Blue Chips
Chapter 29 Dulce et Decorum est
Chapter 30 Operation Corduroy Peach
Chapter 31 The Wisdom of Wombats
Chapter 32 The Complex Nomenclature of Death
Chapter 33 Widow's Peak Salvation
Chapter 34 You're Not in Kansas Anymore
Chapter 35 Dien Cai Dau
Chapter 36 Asphodels
Chapter 37 Mystic Foxhole Yacht Club Bowl
Epilogue: Washington, DC 20 February 1989
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