Candide the Tenth and Other Agitations

Part 1 Candide the Tenth; Chapter 1 My Background; Chapter 2 Tora Bora; Chapter 3 I Meet Joe Wilson in Niger; Chapter 4 I Go to the President's Press Conference; Chapter 5 Katrina; Chapter 6 Death; Chapter 7 I Meet Kurt Vonnegut; Chapter 8 I Meet Einstein; Chapter 9 Connie's Misadventures in Afghanistan, Israel, and Palestine; Chapter 10 I Meet the First Black President; Chapter 11 I Slip Into and Out of Iran; Chapter 12 I See What's Going On in China; Chapter 13 I See What's Going On in Russia; Chapter 14 I Get a Job in Finance; Chapter 15 I Visit Walter Reed Memorial Hospital; Chapter 16 Genocide in the Congo; Chapter 17 The Miner Rescue in Chile; Chapter 18 Langley Air Force Base; Chapter 19 Murder in Tucson; Chapter 20 The Disaster in Japan; Chapter 21 Blacks Out of Work; Chapter 22 Migrant Farm Workers; Chapter 23 A Narrow Escape in Libya; Chapter 24 The Hundred-Year-Old Man; Chapter 25 Candide Is Sentenced to Death; Part 2 Prose; Chapter 26 God Is Guilty; Chapter 27 Ruthless; Chapter 28 An End to Fighting; Chapter 29 The Voyage of the Titanic; Chapter 30 The Hangman's Handbook; Chapter 31 Everybody's Political ABCs; Chapter 32 Five Variations on Jack and Jill; Chapter 33 Eternal Bliss; Chapter 34 I Divorce Myself; Chapter 35 Grand Old Times; Chapter 36 On Books; Chapter 37 A Surprise for the Dictator; Chapter 38 The Man of Many Masks; Part 3 Poetry; Chapter 39 The Day the World Came to an End; Chapter 40 Letters to Emily Dickinson; Chapter 41 Testimony of a War Criminal; Chapter 42 The Good Soldier; Chapter 43 Iraq-Free at Last; Chapter 44 Spread It All Around; Chapter 45 Give It to Them; Chapter 46 Connecting Flights; Chapter 47 Lessons from New Orleans; Chapter 48 Quote from an Unidentified Source in Washington; Chapter 49 I'll Never See Him Again; Chapter 50 You Lied to Us; Chapter 51 My First Son; Part 4 Selected Poems from Thou Shalt Not Kill Unless Otherwise Instructed, 2005; Chapter 52 Heartbreak House; Chapter 53 I Saw This; Chapter 54 The Eyeball; Chapter 55 The Wrong House; Chapter 56 His Heart Was Heavy; Chapter 57 The Life of a Snowflake; Chapter 58 Intelligent Design; Chapter 59 The Helpless Giant; Part 5 Selected Poems from A Requiem for New Orleans, 2006; Chapter 60 Where Are You, God?; Chapter 61 A Dream Deferred; Part 6 Selected Agitations from Challenge; Chapter 62 Little Red Riding Hood; Chapter 63 The Truman Show; Chapter 64 JKG Versus the Angel; Chapter 65 The Poorest Rich Country in the World: Address to the Graduating Class of 2011;