What You Think You Know About Football is Wrong

Foreword by John Motson, OBE
Foreword by Guy Mowbray

Introduction
1. The ball did cross the line in the 1966 World Cup Final - and we knew this in 1966
2. Premier League players are not overpaid
3. Rugby could have been the global football game, rather than soccer
4. English fans do not care about the England team, and they never have done
5. FIFA does not make the rules, and never has
6. England did not win the World Cup fairly in 1966
7. British players can and have succeeded abroad
8. Soccer, and not American football, could have been the main winter sport in the USA
9. Most fans are not loyal to one club - they play the field
10. Black players are not new in English football
11. The English didn't spread football to Brazil - it was the Germans
12. There's no such problem as scoring too early
13. Cambridge and not Sheffield is home to the world's oldest football club
14. Arsenal should not be in the Premier League
15. Leicester City will never win the Premier League again
16. The Dynamo Kiev team were not executed after beating a German SS team in 1942
17. 2-0 is not the worst lead
18. Most football managers make no difference at all
19. Denis Law's back-heel goal for Manchester City did not relegate Manchester United
20. Women's football is not new
21. Penalty shoot-outs are a lottery
22. It will never be a global game - European countries will increasingly dominate the World Cup
23. Hooliganism is not, and never has been, a major problem in English football
24. Football shirt colours do matter
25. Africa is not, and never has been, a football backwater
26. English football has never been clean, cheating has always been part of it
27. England is not the centre of football, and for much of its history it's been a backwater
28. The Germans do not always win on penalties
29. Home advantage is not as vital as we think - and its value is declining
30. It's science, not artistry, that made the Brazilians the best at football
31. The World Cup has always been controversial
32. There are gay footballers - and there always have been
33. The FA did not ban women's football in 1921
34. Football hooliganism is not the 'English disease'
35. Footballers singing their national anthem does matter
36. The FIFA World Cup has not always been the most important international competition
37. The prawn sandwich brigade is not new
38. The Chinese did invent football
39. Women's soccer has never been more important than men's soccer in the USA
40. It will not be too hot to play football in Qatar
41. It's not a game of two halves
42. Wembley is not a world-class stadium, and never has been
43. Disabled players are not new - they have always been part of the game
44. England will never win the World Cup again
45. Football in India is not new - and has a greater tradition than cricket
46. The Zaire player in that World Cup moment did know the rules - he was in fear of his life
47. There are great football films
48. The Premier League is not exciting - it's increasingly dull and predictable
49. Sir Alex Ferguson is not the greatest ever manager in English football
50. Association football will not last forever

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