The Big Book of Martinis for Moms

Name: The Big Book of Martinis for Moms
Brand: Adams Media
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Erschienen am 18. Februar 2013

256 Seiten

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Intro
Title Page
Contents
Introduction
Chapter 1: Bedtime Feats
The Feat: Got Through the Night Without Waking Up
The Reward: Mom's Milk
The Feat: Lulled Baby to Sleep with the Ol' Drive-Around-the-Block Trick
The Reward: Milk Punch
The Feat: Sang Entire Beatles Anthology to an Up-All-Night Baby
The Reward: Yellow Submarine
The Feat: Managed to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night!
The Reward: Le Minuit
The Feat: Got Through the Night Without Waking Up in a Paranoid Panic
The Reward: The Insomniac
The Feat: Found Time for a Nap-for Yourself!
The Reward: The Orange Restorative
The Feat: Outlasted Your World-Class Bedtime Staller
The Reward: Relaxing Teatini Martini
The Feat: Got the House So Quiet You Can Hear Crickets Chirp
The Reward: Grasshopper
The Feat: Got the PJs on Without a Fight
The Reward: Ruby Slipper Sipper
The Feat: Read the Same Bedtime Book Twelve Times Without Trying to Skip Pages
The Reward: Hemingway Daiquir-tini
The Feat: Mastered the "Baby Burrito" Swaddle
The Reward: The Margarita-tini
The Feat: Learned to Love 3 A.M. TV Infomercials
The Reward: Temptation Martini
The Feat: Read an Entire Chapter of a Grown-Up Book Before Falling Asleep
The Reward: Yale Martini
Chapter 2: Food Feats
The Feat: Fed Your Baby His First Solid Foods
The Reward: Frozen Banana Daiquir-tini
The Feat: Negotiated a Full Serving of Food Into a Petulant Kid's Mouth
The Reward: Muy Bonita Rita
The Feat: Got Your Kid Hooked on Table Food
The Reward: The Ambrosia
The Feat: Taught Your Kid to Feed Herself
The Reward: Lucky Charm
The Feat: Taught the Art of Pouring a Beverage
The Reward: Martini Pitcher
The Feat: Negotiated a Full Serving of Veggies Into Your Child's Mouth
The Reward: Cucumber Martini
The Feat: Made Food in the Shape of a Smiley Face
The Reward: Chiquita-tini
The Feat: Actually Enjoyed Dinner Out-with the Kid-Without a Meltdown
The Reward: Tuxedo Martini
The Feat: Made Dinner for the Family Entirely from Leftovers
The Reward: The Long Island Iced Teani
The Feat: Taught Your Child to Use Chopsticks
The Reward: Rising Sun
The Feat: Packed Up Your Kids' Lunches-the Night Before!
The Reward: PB & J Martini
The Feat: Gave Up on Making Dinner, Ordered a Large Pepperoni
The Reward: Pizza-Bloody Mary Martini
The Feat: Baked a Cake with Your Kid
The Reward: Chocolate Coco Martini
The Feat: Survived Your Child's First Supermarket Meltdown
The Reward: Brandy Alexander
The Feat: Did Not Eat Your Child's Forgotten Snack
The Reward: Fickle Pickle
The Feat: Ate Every Bit of Your Kid's First Kitchen Creation
The Reward: Pimm's Cup Martini
Chapter 3: Medical Feats
The Feat: Survived Being Up All Night with a Sick Kid
The Reward: Reviver
The Feat: Stayed Home with a Sick Kid
The Reward: Dr. Pepper
The Feat: Didn't Get Mad When You Caught "the Bug" from Your Kid
The Reward: Grape Seabreeze
The Feat: Bunked with a Frightened Child for the Night
The Reward: Bad Dreams Martini
The Feat: Administered Bee-Sting TLC
The Reward: The Stinger
The Feat: Survived the First ER Trip
The Reward: Pain Killer
The Feat: Took a Child's Temperature-Ahem, Rectally
The Reward: Hot & Dirty
The Feat: Endured the Endless Wait at the Pediatrician's Office
The Reward: Good and Plenty
The Feat: Nursed a Child Through a Bout of Poison Ivy
The Reward: Hot Toddy Martini
The Feat: Soothed a Child Whose Fingers Got Stuck in a Door
The Reward: Pink Squirrel
The Feat: Came Up with a Homemade Remedy for Baby's Hiccups
The Reward: Witch Doctor
The Feat: Banged a Burp from Kid's Tummy
The Reward: The Bellini-tini
The Feat: OSHA-Approved the Whole House
The Reward: The Rusty Nail-tini
The Feat: Resisted Caving In to the Newest Kids' Health Fad
The Reward: Bull Shot
Chapter 4: Bathroom-Related Feats
The Feat: Handled a Diaper Blowout Without Calling in Hazmat Team
The Reward: The Gibson
The Feat: Changed Your Baby's Diaper in a Parking Lot/National Landmark/Wind Tunnel/War Zone/Anti-gravity Chamber
The Reward: Absinthe Martini
The Feat: Managed to Not Get Soaked by Your Son's Mid-diaper-change Projectile Pee Pee
The Reward: Fog Cutter Martini
The Feat: Endured the First Day of Potty Training
The Reward: Dirty-Dry-Dirty Martini
The Feat: Taught Your Child How to Wipe
The Reward: Pooh'tini
The Feat: Taught Your Son Not to Leave the Seat Up
The Reward: Cheeky Monkey
The Feat: Caught Your Kid Touching "Down There," Didn't Freak Out
The Reward: Gin and Sin
The Feat: Gave the Baby a Bath
The Reward: Bathtub Gin Martini
The Feat: Gave Baby's First Manicure Without Getting Scratched in the Face
The Reward: Pink Lady
The Feat: Didn't Freak Out When You Saw Your Child's Bloody Wound
The Reward: Blood and Sand
The Feat: Got Gum Out of Your Kid's Hair
The Reward: Bazooka Joe Martini
The Feat: Combed Your Child's Hair Into Something Resembling a Hairstyle
The Reward: Hairy Navel
The Feat: Figured Out French Braids for Your "Do-Obsessed" Daughter
The Reward: French 75
The Feat: Survived the First Trip to Dentist
The Reward: Adirondack Mint
The Feat: Played Tooth Fairy
The Reward: White Russian Martini
The Feat: Ponied Up for Braces
The Reward: Million Dollar Martini
Chapter 5: Transitions/First Feats
The Feat: Threw Away Your First of Many Perfectly Good Shirts
The Reward: Dirty Martini
The Feat: Discovered Your Baby's Inner Flirt
The Reward: Perfect Martini
The Feat: Discovered Your Baby's Inner Comedian
The Reward: More Perfect Martini
The Feat: Got Your Kid to Drink Out of His First Sippy Cup
The Reward: Classic Daiquir-tini
The Feat: Made It Through Baby's First Swim Without Having a Nervous Breakdown
The Reward: The Blue Lagoon
The Feat: Celebrated Baby's First Steps Without Going Overboard
The Reward: Skip and Go Naked
The Feat: Didn't Freak Out from Baby's First Fall
The Reward: The Tailspin
The Feat: Broke Your Kid's Thumb Sucking/Pacifier Addiction
The Reward: The Peppertini
The Feat: Retrained a Booger Eater
The Reward: Salty Dog
The Feat: Took Your Tot on His First Fancy Foray
The Reward: Opera Martini
The Feat: Didn't Cry (In Front of Your Kid) When You Heard Your First "I Love You"
The Reward: Angel's Lips
The Feat: Taught Your Kid to Tie Her Shoes
The Reward: Down the Rabbit Hole
The Feat: Weaned Your Future Tour de France Champion off Training Wheels
The Reward: Sidecar Martini
The Feat: Told Your Child Where Babies Come From-Without Going Into Too Much Detail
The Reward: Adam & Eve
The Feat: Reluctantly Got Your Child Her First Cell Phone
The Reward: Habla Español Fly
Chapter 6: School Feats
The Feat: Survived the First Day of School
The Reward: A-1 Martini
The Feat: Aced the Year's First Parent-Teacher Conference
The Reward: Ace of Spades
The Feat: Ran the Class Bake Sale
The Reward: Snickerdoodle Martini
The Feat: Didn't Do, Just Helped with, Your Kid's Homework
The Reward: Brainstorm
The Feat: Signed Off on a "No-A" Report Card
The Reward: Sour Appletini
The Feat: Survived a Snow Day!
The Reward: The Alaska
The Feat: Got the Science Project Volcano to Erupt!
The Reward: The TNT
The Feat: Proudly Watched Your Budding Thespian Play a Tree in the School Pageant
The Reward: The Cabaret
The Feat: Survived Back-to-School Shopping
The Reward: American Cobbler
The Feat: Said "No" to Yet Another PTA-Committee Request
The Reward: Dirty Mother
The Feat: Let Your Kid Walk to School Alone (Almost)
The Reward: Have a Good Day-tini
The Feat: Showed Your Young Scholar the Difference Between an Encyclopedia and Wikipedia
The Reward: Alternatini
The Feat: Taught Your Kid How to Use Fractions
The Reward: Bet the Limit
The Feat: Got Through the Year-End Class Ceremony Without Crying
The Reward: Unsung Hero
Chapter 7: Chores/Discipline Feats
The Feat: Won the Battle of the Messy Bedroom
The Reward: Hurricane Martini
The Feat: Got Your Kids to Put Their Clothes in the Hamper
The Reward: The Blue Moon
The Feat: Made the Kids Pick Their Clothes Up off the Floor
The Reward: Huckleberry Finn Gin Martini
The Feat: Renegotiated Your Kid's Allowance
The Reward: Cookie Monster
The Feat: Said "No," Meant It, and Followed Through
The Reward: Negroni Martini
The Feat: Set a Television Schedule
The Reward: I Dream of Genie Martini
The Feat: Got Out of the Store Without Buying Your Child a Good-Behavior Bribe
The Reward: Victory Collins Martini
The Feat: Sported an Immaculate House for the Neighborhood Meeting
The Reward: Beautiful
The Feat: Brokered Peace Between the Kids at the Playground
The Reward: Piston Bully
The Feat: Watched Proudly as Your Kid Stood Up for a Friend in Need
The Reward: Playmate
The Feat: Refrained from Yelling at Your Kid's Soccer Coach from the Sidelines
The Reward: Time Out
The Feat: Watched Your Little Guy Square Off in the Wrestling Ring Without Jumping In to Save Him
The Reward: Good Karma
The Feat: Endured a Run-In with a Parenting Snob
The Reward: French Martini
The Feat: Snapped Back at a Parenting Snob
The Reward: The Witty Comeback
Chapter 8: Mom-Specific Feats
The Feat: Had a Baby!
The Reward: Classic Gin Martini
The Feat: Learned to Type/Text/Eat/Knit/Do Your Makeup One-Handed (While the Other Holds the Baby)
The Reward: Woo Woo-tini
The Feat: Survived a Visit from the Family
The Reward: The Godfather
The Feat: Proved Yourself Culturally Relevant to Your Kid
The Reward: Pirate's Sour
The Feat: Learned to Share the Load
The Reward: Fifty-Fifty Martini
The Feat: Brought Sexy Back
The Reward: Between the Sheets
The Feat: Went Back to Work
The Reward: After Five
The Feat: Went Out to Brunch
The Reward: Champagne Fizz
The Feat: Actually Made It to a Girls' Night Out
The Reward: Cosmopolitan
The Feat: Went for a Mama Makeover
The Reward: Seventh Heaven
The Feat: Fit Into Your Skinny Jeans Again!
The Reward: Thin Gin-tini
The Feat: Managed to Get the House All to Yourself
The Reward: The Dreamsicle Martini
The Feat: Survived a Mom Meltdown
The Reward: The Banshee
The Feat: Had Your Second (or Third or Fourth) Child
The Reward: Stork Club Martini
The Feat: Achieved Zen State of Calm
The Reward: Wonderland Green Mint Teani
The Feat: Dashed Out of Work, Made the Recital Just in Time
The Reward: Ankle Breaker
The Feat: Managed a Mega Carpool Schedule
The Reward: Tijuana Taxi
Chapter 9: Out-and-About Feats
The Feat: Ventured Into Public with a Newborn
The Reward: Holland House Martini
The Feat: Made a New Friend at Mommy and Me
The Reward: Golden Friendship
The Feat: Left the House Without Forgetting Something
The Reward: Knock on Wood
The Feat: Chauffeured Baby from Point A to Point B, Without Driving off the Road
The Reward: Vesper
The Feat: Successfully Traveled with Your Baby on a Plane
The Reward: The Aviator
The Feat: Returned Home from a Family Road Trip with Your Sanity Intact
The Reward: Flat Tire at the Border
The Feat: Survived the First Family Camping Trip
The Reward: S'moretini
The Feat: Made the Pilgrimage to Disney
The Reward: Make Believe
The Feat: Traveled as a Family for the Holidays and Lived to Tell the Tale
The Reward: Apple Pie
The Feat: Survived a Beach Trip/Day at the Beach
The Reward: Waikiki Beachcomber-tini
The Feat: Floated Through a Trip to the Neighborhood Pool in Midsummer
The Reward: Bahama Mama Martini
The Feat: Wore the Title of "Most Embarrassing Mom" with Pride
The Reward: Vieux Carre
The Feat: Went on an Adult-Only, Weekend Getaway
The Reward: Charming Proposal
Chapter 10: Festive Feats
The Feat: Made It Through Your Kid's First Birthday Party
The Reward: Birthday Cake Martini
The Feat: Threw a Birthday Party for Yourself
The Reward: Aged Manhattan
The Feat: Helped Your Child Believe In the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/Tooth Fairy for Another Year
The Reward: Smoke and Mirrors
The Feat: Remembered Where You Hid That Last, Lost Easter Egg
The Reward: White Chocolate Easter-tini
The Feat: Helped Your Kid Pick Out Another Father's Day Necktie for Dad
The Reward: Aggravation
The Feat: Went Out to See Fireworks
The Reward: Born on the Fourth of July Martini
The Feat: Sewed (or Scotch Taped) a Homemade Halloween Costume
The Reward: Wicked Witch
The Feat: Didn't Eat Your Kid's Halloween Candy
The Reward: Peanut Butter Cup
The Feat: Hosted a Holiday Soiree at Home
The Reward: Eggnog Grog
The Feat: Took Your Kid to the Mall to Meet Santa
The Reward: White Christmas
The Feat: Took an Acceptable Holiday Card Photo
The Reward: Cranberry Kiss
The Feat: Assembled the Some-Assembly-Required Toy
The Reward: Nutcracker Sweet
The Feat: Went Sledding with Your Kid
The Reward: Hot Cocoa
The Feat: Built a Snowman with Your Kids
The Reward: The Frostbite
The Feat: Organized Family Photo Album and Scrapbook
The Reward: The Golden Dream
Chapter 11: Kids Will Be Kids Feats
The Feat: Finally Broke Down and Got a Puppy
The Reward: The Greyhound Martini
The Feat: Hosted a Playdate
The Reward: Key Lime Pie
The Feat: Taught Your Kid to Play "Chopsticks"
The Reward: Maestro
The Feat: Let Your Kids Destroy the Living Room to Make a Blanket Fort
The Reward: Beach Blanket Bingo
The Feat: Changed Batteries in a Toy
The Reward: The Fizzzbite
The Feat: Helped Your Daughter Furnish Her Dollhouse
The Reward: Bourbon Satin
The Feat: Made Macaroni Art
The Reward: American Sweetheart
The Feat: Answered the Question "Why?" Umpteen Times in a Row
The Reward: Jamaican Me Crazy
The Feat: Named Girl Scout Troop Leader
The Reward: The Thin Mintini
The Feat: Attended Your Daughter's Tea Party
The Reward: Electric Iced Teani
The Feat: Let Your Daughter Do Your Hair and Makeup
The Reward: Crown Jewel
The Feat: Played House with Your Daughter and Let Her Be the Mom
The Reward: Oatmeal Cookie
The Feat: Watched Your Kids' Favorite Movie with Them
The Reward: The Hollywood
The Feat: Went on a Mother-Daughter Shopping Spree and Stayed on Budget
The Reward: Park Avenue
The Feat: Made It Out of the Store with the Year's Hot Brand-Name Toy
The Reward: Dream Martini
The Feat: Indulged Your Child's Wish for Their Bedroom Décor
The Reward: Asylum
Chapter 12: In the Great Outdoors Feats
The Feat: Served as CEO of the Lemonade Stand
The Reward: Lemon Drop
The Feat: Got the Kids to Play Outside
The Reward: Mudslide Martini
The Feat: Survived a Jam-Packed Day of Soccer, Swimming, Etc.
The Reward: Bloody Mary Martini
The Feat: Kept Up with Your Toddler on the Jungle Gym
The Reward: Monkey Gland
The Feat: Planted an Herb Garden with Your Kid
The Reward: Jumping Beans
The Feat: Ponied Up for Horseback Riding Lessons
The Reward: The Preakness
The Feat: Played Hide-and-Seek
The Reward: Velvet Hammer
The Feat: Raked the Yard with Your Kids
The Reward: Autumn in New York
The Feat: Played in the Rain Without an Umbrella
The Reward: Tropical Rainstorm
The Feat: Blew Bubbles for Thirty Minutes Straight
The Reward: Tangerine Bubbles
The Feat: Reminded Yourself That Your Son Is Probably Not the Next Olympic Swimming Sensation
The Reward: Olympic Martini
The Feat: Filled In as Coach on the T-Ball Team
The Reward: The Rough Start
The Feat: Helped Your Kids Build a Tree House
The Reward: Chick's Fix
The Feat: Talked Your Kids Into Helping You Clean Out the Car
The Reward: Gin Gimlet Martini
The Feat: Chaperoned Daughter and Friends at Boy Band Concert
The Reward: Pop Star
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