Black Boots and Football Pinks

1. Multiple cup replays
2. Spontaneous atmosphere
3. Proper division names
4. Black boots
5. Ramshackle dugouts
6. Disorganised warm-ups
7. Knowing the names of grounds
8. Goalkeepers in trousers and hats
9. Local shirt and hoarding sponsors
10. Football Pinks
11. Queuing for tickets
12. Big man/little man up front
13. Player jobs after retirement
14. Matches played in fog
15. Shirt etiquette
16. Kids playing in the street
17. Checks, tartans and other turf patterns
18. Small men marking the post
19. Old-fashioned wingers
20. Sharing the scores from elsewhere
21. Ceefax and Teletext
22. Terrible goal kicks and foul throws
23. Club season-highlight videos
24. Abandoned matches
25. Home away, home away
26. Referee occupations and hometowns
27. Players running onto the pitch
28. Loan moves being rare
29. Choosing who you're next to
30. Main-stand clocks
31. One-club men
32. Beams and imperfect views
33. Sponsored players' cars
34. Homes with views into the ground
35. Turnstile operators
36. Shabby training grounds
37. Characterful captains' armbands
38. Provincial businessman owners
39. Caretaker managers
40. Paper tickets
41. Player brawls
42. Pixelated scoreboards
43. Huts on stand roofs
44. Regional highlights programmes
45. Luxury, superfluous players
46. Bald players
47. Goal nets with personality
48. The many scents of matchday
49. Understated goal celebrations
50. Heroes