Introduction: A Woman in Business
The Rules List
1. Murder? Panic? Heartbreak?
2. Saying Goodbye
3. God, It Was Stuffy in There
4. The Italian-American Diaspora
5. Lemons to Limoncello
6. Interview in the Boiler Room
7. Why So Many Rules?
8. No One is Paying You to Gossip
9. Money Talks...Loud
10. Hobbies and Hustles
11. Cover Your Tush...and Get Your Hand Off Mine
12. Work Hazing
14. They Would Not Murder Each Other
15. And Introducing Elyse
16. Bosses Have Opinions
17. Respect the Commission
18. Two Steps Ahead
19. A Performer is Born
20. Omertà: The Code of Silence
21. Sprezzatura: The Italian Art of Looking Great
22. Keep Your Eyes Open and You'll Find Versailles
23. Nightgowns and Screaming
24. Reputation is Everything
25. Slice the Garlic Thin
26. So I Tried Stand-Up
27. If I Don't Do It, I'll Regret It
28. A Few Words on Mental Health
28. The Best Job I Ever Had
Sign off From Love Bunny Cottage
Glossary
