My name is Catherine Elizabeth Clay. My mother, Patsy Waits Clay, said she named me for 2 queens. My family is THE family that has spun the US into the Mafia powerhouse it is today. Since 1613. I became Catherine the Great, Impress of the internet, after being bullied by a computer engineer internet millennia ago in 1992. I became "Egotistical Site Of the Week" calling myself OneOpinionatedBitch.Com. I am one of the most hidden influencers on the internet because I wrote the first article on female ejaculation, "The Gentle Art of Female Ejaculation AKA How to Fuck Like a Porn Star" OneOpinionatedBitch.Com/I/love/sex for "The Post Feminist Playground" in 1997 so these hands have been in billions of pussy. PurePhotography.Com is the oldest photography website as well as DearDementedDiary.Com being the oldest online diary. I started writing when I was 9 and won 2nd place for creative writing in 4th and 5th grades. These first III Volumes of "101 Shades of Clay" are inspired by one of the loves of my life, Joshua Harris. I was born on Marilyn Monroe's birthday so I believe there are several souls to be mated to and monogamy, although a nice thought, is antiquated as my 50 year old ass. Please enter marriage KNOWING there's always someone else to fly by. Just come home to Daddy. I live in Los Angeles and have a teenage son. I'm pretty isolated, introverted and insecure so please keep our contact to events meant to be celebrated. I'd love to keep writing for you so be mindful of my very limited neurodivergent mind space. I write what I know and my art speaks for itself. The knowledge you garner will hopefully blow your neurotypical mind. I live with a brain tumor you get the age with, an arachnoid cyst or a pocket of goo they have a hard time to remove. It's caused Chiari, EDS, MS and Syringomyelia just to name a few CNS diseases. Fb.com/ceclay
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Catherine Elizabeth Clay was born on June 1st and lives in Los Angeles with her teenage son. She lives with a brain tumor you get to age with, an arachnoid cyst, over her pituitary gland that caused her to come so hard she hit the ceiling. "The Gentle Art of Female Ejaculation AKA How to Fuck Like a Porn Star" OneOpinionatedBitch.Com/I/love/sex was written in 1997 for "the Post Feminist Playground" for the naysayers of the power of the pussy and Skene's gland that caused a girl to "squirt". "Resistance Training (pushing down on someone when they are inside you) grows both muscles to give you a better sex life. "While sexspurts were spurting I was out in the field staging many a fucking battles vs my husband. He grew bigger, my cunt grew stronger and we had a very satiating sex life that has caused these books to be a must have for your sexual bible "It took me 50 years to truly come out of the closet because I saw how fame can fuck you up and I wasn't emotionally equipt to handle it until now." Her muses have been Venus, Aphrodite, Marilyn Monroe (same birthday!), single black mothers who came before me, Anais Nin, Anne Frank, Madonna, Rita Rudner, Sydney Schultz, all those famous and infamous cunts that came before me as well as all my mothers before me, especially my own. She taught me the value of having many lovers by not having them as well as a lust for life!
