I Was the President's Mistress!!

For Vita Nova, introverted megastar, such a conundrum could ruin everything. All she ever wished for was a quiet life as the Philippines' most-liked influencer, famous for her viral dance hit, the Mr. Sexy-Sexy - yet now somehow she's headlining a rollicking impeachment and battle royal for power.

In these previously unreleased transcripts, collected by the ghostwriter of her tell-all memoir, Vita rips the bodice of society to bare her own heaving story. But some of her former lovers tell it differently, asking us: "Who's more sinful, the seduced or the seductress?"

You are cordially invited to this year's biggest scandal. Will Vita prevail? Will she even survive?