A Hacker Never has a Bad Lie!

Are you a golfer looking to complete your foursome? Why not share a cart and a laugh with Dr. Dom, Shoeless Ed and Mr. Scotty No Show! So you think you have seen it all on the golf course? You have witnessed the unbelievable and the comical. But how do your stories compare with the thirty-one found in this book? You may have a better one. And, if so, it may be worthy of an entry in Volume Two! Perhaps it reads something like this... ¿Rules of Golf¿ prohibit a player from assisting his opponent in locating a lost ball. Being Al¿s opponents for the round, Mark and I waited while Al and Joe rummaged through the forest looking for Al's ball. We were becoming somewhat concerned when, at the seven minute mark, Joe emerged from the woods. He walked out alone and he was smiling. Mark and I looked at each other in disbelief. Was there something red dripping from the head of Joe¿s 3-iron? How would we explain that the boss went missing playing golf? What did Joe do with his body and how were we going to protect our friend?