The Spam Letters

SUBJECT: Re: confidentaility
To: hamza kalu
From: Jonathan Land

Jonathan Land,
If you disturb me again i will use african vodoo agaainst you. You will loose your manhood and may die infact i am looking at you now from a calabash of water and wondering if i should strike you dead but i see a girl an innocent girl, her spirit is strong i will let you pass this time.
Hamza.

Hamza,
You´re the funniest f***** in the world. I´d like to see your African Vodoo against my American Technology. I´m a top muckity-muck in the Department of Defense. I´ll have a Smart Bomb in your lap faster than you can play Hot Potato with it. They´ll be picking those vodoo pins out of the remnants of your a** right up until the funeral.
So seriously, I´m not a cop or anything (.)

Jon