SECTION ONE Early Years CHAPTER 1 CHAPTER 2 Cleveland, Ohio CHAPTER 3 What Did You Hear At The Top Of The Stairs? CHAPTER 4 What Today's Kids Miss CHAPTER 5 Childhood Memories CHAPTER 6 Rich Dad, Poor Dad, One Dad CHAPTER 7 There Must Be A Pony In Here Somewhere CHAPTER 8 My Father CHAPTER 9 My Mother CHAPTER 10 Thanks To My Parents CHAPTER 11 My Buddy, My Car CHAPTER 12 Other Peoples' Car Stories CHAPTER 13 My Worst Day With My Father CHAPTER 14 Two Hot Dogs For A Buck CHAPTER 15 Houses I Have Lived In CHAPTER 16 High School CHAPTER 17 What Life Was Like When I Graduated High School 86 CHAPTER 18 Viet Nam CHAPTER 19 Bartending At The Bowery
SECTION TWO Adventures in Business CHAPTER 20 My One And Only Job CHAPTER 21 And He Huffed And He Puffed CHAPTER 22 Water, Water Everywhere. Let's Go Have A Drink CHAPTER 23 Millionaire Entrepreneur Needs Writer Who Has Read And Believes In The Principles Of 'Think And Grow Rich', 'Magic Of Thinking Big' And 'Magic Of Believing' 112 CHAPTER 24 The Comeback, The End 125 CHAPTER 25 Unjustly Accused 133 CHAPTER 26 Shakespeare And I Agree CHAPTER 27 The Greatest Sale I Ever Made CHAPTER 28 Congratulations Captain,Here Are The Keys To The Titanic CHAPTER 29 Hey Dude, Where's My Car? CHAPTER 30 Chapter 11 And Chapter 7 CHAPTER 31 He Doesn't Play Well With Others CHAPTER 32 The Case Of The Disappearing Real Estate Speculator CHAPTER 33 Inside The Infomercial Business CHAPTER 34 On The Road Again, I Just Can't Wait To Get On The Road Again CHAPTER 35 Being A Published Author CHAPTER 36 Thoughts About Books CHAPTER 37 Intellectual Equity CHAPTER 38 You Can Either Agree With Me Or Be Wrong CHAPTER 39 If You're Going To Screw Me,At Least Wear A Condom 197
SECTION THREE Inside Dan Kennedy CHAPTER 40 Therapy's Expensive. Jumping Up And Down On Bubblewrap, Cheap. You Decide. CHAPTER 41 It's 5:00 P.M. Somewhere CHAPTER 42 Birthdays CHAPTER 43 Arrested Development CHAPTER 44 Me and Psycho-Cybernetics CHAPTER 45 Why It's Really All About Self-Improvement CHAPTER 46 Your Dreams Should Die Hard CHAPTER 47 Turning Points CHAPTER 48 My Most Difficult Decisions CHAPTER 49 Who Do I Envy? CHAPTER 50 Six Handles On A Casket CHAPTER 51 Days In The Life CHAPTER 52 I Have A Lot Of Trouble With Ordinary Life CHAPTER 53 They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano, Until I Started to Play 269 CHAPTER 54 Nostalgia CHAPTER 55 Use Of Influence
SECTION FOUR Marriage, Divorce CHAPTER 56 Men Are From Mars, Relationship Experts Are Full Of Shit CHAPTER 57 First Wife, Second Wife CHAPTER 58 Married To A Pisces
SECTION FIVE Renegade Millionaire Strategies CHAPTER 59 How Far We Have Come CHAPTER 60 Evolution And Revolution CHAPTER 61 Business Secrets I Wish I'd Discovered Twenty Years Sooner CHAPTER 62 Me & Employees CHAPTER 63 Why I Admire And Have Closely Studied Donald Trump CHAPTER 64 Why I Decided Not To Try To Do Business With Donald Trump CHAPTER 65 What's Your Schtick? CHAPTER 66 Lessons From Sinatra CHAPTER 67 Whose Opinion Matters? CHAPTER 68 A Defiant Contrarian, An Equal Opportunity Annoyer CHAPTER 69 Sooner or Later, You Sleep In Your Own Bed. Might As Well Please Yourself. CHAPTER 70 "I Planned To Change The World But I Couldn't Get A Babysitter" CHAPTER 71 It's Still Early And You Can't Judge How The Day Was
SECTION SIX Political Commentary CHAPTER 72 If I Ran For President CHAPTER 73 Darwinism - And The Secret To My Success CHAPTER 74 Who Should Vote? CHAPTER 75 The Book Chapter That Wasn't CHAPTER 76 Michael Moore Is A Big, Fat Anti-American CHAPTER 77 America, The Amazing
SECTION SEVEN A Few Favorite Stories
SECTION EIGHT And Now the End is Near CHAPTER 78 Why I Have Nearly Quit Speaking CHAPTER 79 Why I'm Quitting Business Altogether CHAPTER 80 What's Next? CHAPTER 81 Unfinished Business
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