The Completely Misleading Guide to School

A humorous guide on how to handle school in all its guises. With the aid of this book any schoolchild will be equipped to deal with such serious problems as how to enjoy a school trip, how to pass your exams, how to come off the football or hockey field unwounded and how not to end up always playing the sheep in the school nativity play. There is also advice on the different sorts of teachers that exist in schools and a guide to school meals at their most basic.