Part 1 It's Greek to me, so why should I care?: all you need is a little lingo; Jane would have been a better hunter than Tarzan if just given the chance; relating the cycles of our lives to investing. Part 2 Your primary investment options: if you own stock, you got a piece of the rock; capital gains and losses; free money!; how to lend money like a bank; we belong to a mutual admiration society. Part 3 Working with the right people: you want me to give my money to whom?; just fill out this simple form..; good help is hard to find. Part 4 Making the right decisions: searching through the corporate maze; taking the plunge; take the money and run; shopping again. Part 5 There's more to investing than stocks and bonds: alphabet soup; put in a short call and reduce the margins; Paris is lovely this time of year; sticking to your values; when an investment isn't an investment. Part 6 Making investing fun: let's get social and invest; nothing up this sleeve!; is there such a thing as a free lunch?. Part 7 Protecting yourself: gimme your money and I'll be in another state before you can blink and eye!; mammas don't let your babies grow up to be non-investors; you're never done learning.
