The Vast Barbecued Wing Conspiracy

The first major work by the guy who wrote it, The Vast Barbecued Wing Conspiracy is the book version of a soap dispenser filled with hydrochloric acid, a hallucinating corporate guy with a briefcase filled with crackers, and a lampshade soaked in embalming fluid-all rolled into one easy-to-carry combination. Despite repeated attempts by a couple of powerful underground evil secret government agencies to ban the book due to its power, it's still easy to get your hands on a copy because all those governments have been overthrown by the author. Praised by all of the critics who were successfully bribed and coerced into praising it, The Vast Barbecued Wing Conspiracy contains every secret necessary for the establishment of a utopian paradise of a society-it just has to be interpreted really, really well.