jIyaj Daq je garqoy!

Klingon edition.
Attention! The content is written in Klingon!
Olivin and Plagioklas lead an exciting existence. During the day, both squat on their pedestals. Plagioklas inhabits the facade of a noble gentlemen's club and Olivin enjoys her existence at the theater, because she loves opera in particular, with its impressive overtures. In summer, when the windows are wide open, she never misses a single rehearsal.
At night, however, both Gargoyles go about their jobs on the ground. Olivin is known throughout the city as a tough law enforcer, who is all too often saddled with the newcomers to the precinct, so that they learn that they are not the crown of creation. Plagioklas, on the other hand, practices the profession of bouncer, typical of her kind. But after work, the couple really lets it rip many a time.