The Umbro Book of Football Quotations

This latest collection of humorous and witty remarks from and about footballing folk maintains the humour of the previous editions. Players, politicians, managers, chairmen, wives, fans, administrators, agents and the press all have their say - from Roy Hattersley to Alan Shearer, from Gary Lineker to Vinnie Jones, from Danny Baker and David Mellor to Graeme Souness, Kenny Dalglish and Kevin Keegan, and anyone who has ever made an apt or pithy remark about the "beautiful game". Peter Ball is the author of "Only a Game?" (with Eamon Dunphy) and "The Book of Cricket Quotations" (with David Hopps). Phil Shaw is the author of "Whose Game is it Anyway?".