Fart Squad
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It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse-and he's not alone.
Something fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot-before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIP.
"A flagrant romp. Not to be passed!"-The New York Toots
"A cut above the rest."-StinkyCheese.com
"If you haven't caught wind of Fart Squad yet, don't let this one go!" -Rude News
"We've been dealt a winner!"-SmeltIt.blog.com
- Unlikely Heroes: Radioactive cafeteria burritos give four kids epic farting superpowers-from jet-propulsion to silent-but-deadly stink bombs.
- Outrageous Potty Humor: Trained by their wise scent-sei, Janitor Stan, the squad must master the hilarious and destructive powers between their butt cheeks.
- Action-Packed Adventure: It's up to Darren and his friends to get to the bottom of an evil plot before the whole town of Buttzville is in stinky trouble.
- Perfect for Reluctant Readers: With fast-paced chapters, non-stop gags, and silly illustrations, this is an illustrated chapter book kids won't want to put down.
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Seamus Pilger is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate at FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.
