Fart Squad
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Contains noxious gases
Standing up against bad guys (and downwind of everyone else), it's the rancid, the rank, the got-more-gas-than-a-trucker's-full-tank . . . the fearless Fart Squad!
It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse. That's where Darren discovers that he's not the only one who smelt it and dealt it. Now it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of an evil plot—before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIIP!
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Seamus Pilger is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate at FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.