
It Happened In Church
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Quiet reflection and prayer aren't the only things that happen at religious services. As preachers and the faithful can tell you, some of life's funniest moments pop up in the place least expected--church! It Happened in Church: Stories of Humor from the Pulpit to the Pews brings together a collection of these most laugh-worthy accounts. From a churchgoer doing the limbo under a velvet rope to get to his pew, to congregation members stumbling blindly back to their seats after a preacher stomped on their glasses (you have to believe in the miracle of healing for it to work!), these stories will both tickle the funny bone and inspire the soul. Gathered from the friends, family, and personal experiences of Patti Webster, a third generation Christian leader, each story is topped off with scripture and reflection. You'll also find comic breaks and anecdotes from your favorite celebrities. As the stories show, humor really does have the power to heal and to teach. It Happened in Church is sure to bring both fits of laughter and bouts of clarity.
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- Intro
- Extraordinary praise for Patti S. Webster's - IT HAPPENED IN CHURCH
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Table of Contents
- FOREWORD
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- CHAPTER ONE - It Happened in Church
- A KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR
- CHAPTER TWO - Faith the Size of a Mustard Seed
- SWEEPING THROUGH THE CITY
- AMEN, PHARAOH!
- DID HE SAY TITHES OR . . .
- NOT EXACTLY THE WALLS OF JERICHO
- NO SMOKING IN CHURCH?
- FALSE TEETH PROPHET
- CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
- IS IT REAL OR "ASSISTED"?
- CATS IN THE PULPIT
- SCOOPING UP THE TRASH
- YOU DO?
- CHAPTER THREE - Hope Still Remains
- IT'S FRIDAY, BUT SUNDAY'S COMING
- ASHES TO ASHES
- HITTING THE MARK
- DIRECTIONS
- TOTALLY AWESOME
- THE SQUEALING SHOE
- THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER
- THE BAPTISM TWIST
- TAKE ME TO THE WATER-AGAIN!
- CHAPTER FOUR - Holy Ghost Explosion
- DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
- I NEED A HANKY
- GOING THE DISTANCE
- KEEP YOUR HEAD TOGETHER
- SLIPPED UP AND SHOUTED OUT
- HOLY GHOST MAKEUP
- WHENEVER YOU'RE READY . . .
- HIGH-PRAISE HAIR
- HE'S OUT!
- HAMMING IT UP!
- TONGUE-TIED
- SHE RODE A HONDA
- SLAIN IN THE SPIRIT, OR NOT?
- GETTING INTO THE ACT
- CHAPTER FIVE - Love Never Fails
- LIGHTS OUT!
- THE MISSION FIELD
- BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
- THE SWORD OF THE LORD
- JACK BENNY VERSUS BILLY GRAHAM
- THE PURSE THIEF
- TUESDAY NIGHT BUBBLE STUDY
- SIX IN A SEAT
- MAY WE ALL STAND?
- CHAPTER SIX - Out of the Mouths of Babes
- THE CHILD DELIVERER!
- THE WHISTLE BLOWER
- GLAD TO BE IN THE SERVICE?
- WELCOME
- WHERE GRACE DWELLS
- THE BURNING HAIR
- THE STORY OF NOAH
- WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?
- BAPTIZE ME SLOWLY
- IS THIS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU?
- CHAPTER SEVEN - Three Weddings and a Funeral
- HELP ME, DAVE
- SOMEONE'S TRYING TO HOLD ME DOWN!
- THE SWEET SMELL OF MATRIMONY
- I'M ALIVE!
- CHINESE HORSES
- MY GRANDMOTHER VATUS
- CHAPTER EIGHT - Melodies from Heaven?
- HE WILL GIVE YOU REST . . .
- THE PIANO SPELL
- SWING LOW, SWEET . . . CHARIOT?
- BRINGING IN THE SHEEP
- IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
- THE CHURCH LIMBO
- OH MAGNIFY THE LORD
- SHAKE THE DEVIL OFF!
- A SONG IN MY HEART
- The Last Laugh
- Copyright Page
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