
The Wobbit
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The sequel to the parody of the sequel to the prequel to The Lord of the Rings
When Aaron Sorkinshield and his band of Little People embark on a totally feasible quest to reclaim the hoard of Academy Awards stolen from them by the lonely Puff the Magic Dragon, senile wizard Dumbledalf suggests an unlikely and completely unqualified accomplice: Billy Bagboy, an unassuming wobbit dwelling in terrorist-riddled Wobbottabad.
Along the way, the company faces Internet trolls, moblins, one really big spider that must be at least an inch and a half wide, and worse. But as they journey from the wonders of Livinwell to the terrors of Jerkwood and beyond, Billy will find that there is more to him than anyone?Tolkien included?ever dreamed. Propelled to his destiny by a series of courageous adventures and indented paragraphs, Billy will set out on the greatest YOLO of all time . . . one that leads deep into the dark caverns hiding a mysterious man named Goldstein, who's just trying to have a nice seder.
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- Intro
- Dedication
- Preface
- And What Is a Wobbit?
- A Note to Readers
- I. An Unexpected Trilogy
- II. /r/oastmutton
- III. A Short but Very Expensive Rest
- IV. Overtook in Underwear
- V. The Plotz Thickens
- VI. Treehuggers and Muddafuggers
- VII. Dänsing in the Dårk
- VIII. Rockabilly Bagboy
- IX. Ready to Roughhouse
- X. How to Desolate Your Dragon
- XI. A Bildungsroman Moment
- XII. The Coolest Part!
- XIII. The Last Stage Before the First Stage of the Books That Actually Matter, or There and Bored Again
- Copyright
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