
Bored of the Rings
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The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brand-new ?boreword? by Henry Beard.
The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.
The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade
If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).
It's up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits?including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt?to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits.
Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course?this isn't Hamlet, you know.
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- Intro
- Boreword
- Foreword
- Prologue-Concerning Boggies
- Chapter I: It's My Party and I'll Snub Who I Want To
- Chapter II: Three's Company, Four's a Bore
- Chapter III: Indigestion at the Sign of the Goode Eats
- Chapter IV: Finders Keepers, Finders Weepers
- Chapter V: Some Monsters
- Chapter VI: The Riders of Roi-Tan
- Chapter VII: Serutan Spelled Backwards Is Mud
- Chapter VIII: Schlob's Lair and Other Mountain Resorts
- Chapter IX: Minas Troney in the Soup
- Chapter X: Be It Ever So Horrid
- Copyright
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