The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program

The first step is admitting that you have a Bush problem-and that you have ten bucks for this book.

• Do you think that after eight years of George Bush, this country is in good shape?
• Do you feel that the U.S. Constitution has too many Amendments?
• Do you often dream of George Bush in a flight suit?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, it's time to seek help.

In the tradition of the bestselling Bush Survival Bible, The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program is a lifesaving handbook that will help you recover from the Bush years. This vital guide to post-Bush era wellness features useful discussions of important issues such as Avoiding Relapse, Dealing with Embarrassment, Making Your Home a Recovery Zone, and Staging an Intervention.

George W. Bush isn't just a nuisance, he's a problem that afflicts nearly three out of four Americans. So if you or someone you love has a Bush problem, know this: You don't have to face it alone. Help is within reach. With The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program, you can share in the promise of a better you, a better America, a better world, and a better solar system.

Does The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program work? Just look at these unsolicited testimonials:

"The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program is the best book of its sort that I've ever read.”
-G. Washington, Virginia

"Every American should read this book in order to understand the depth of the problem as well as the need for a new president.”
-A. Lincoln, Illinois

"I liked this book, but I still don't understand what it's about.”
-G. W. Bush, Texas

"Read this book and I will shoot you.”
-D. Cheney, Hades