How Not to Find Your Local Weed-Man (The Absurdities Anthology)
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This is NOT how you go about finding your local weed man.
Meet Malcolm, a straight-laced, suit-and-tie kind of guy who's never set foot outside his comfort zone-until now. Raised in an upper-middle-class Atlanta neighborhood, Malcolm's world is all dinner parties, job promotions, and polite handshakes. But when his new girlfriend Tasha, a bold, no-nonsense woman from the other side of town, drops a hint that their third date might include an overnight stay, Malcolm panics.
Taking his friends' misguided advice to "spice things up," Malcolm embarks on an ill-fated mission to procure weed for the big night. There's just one problem: Malcolm has no idea where to begin.
From an awkward conversation with his barber to a hilarious run-in with a hustler named Big Tony, Malcolm stumbles through a chaotic day full of misunderstandings, mishaps, and more than a few lessons about life, love, and what really matters. Meanwhile, Tasha has her own plans for the night-and they have nothing to do with getting high.
Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, authentic characters, and the vibrant backdrop of Atlanta, How to Find Your Local Weed Man is a heartwarming and comedic journey through one man's attempt to impress the woman he loves-one misstep at a time.
Will Malcolm survive the day with his dignity intact? Or will this be one date night he'll never live down?
Perfect for fans of romantic comedies, cultural humor, and stories that bring black love and laughter to the forefront.
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I'm J. A. Springs.
Father of six wonderful children. I served twenty years on active duty, living around the world and experiencing things I never imagined I would. I spent time in societies and countries I once couldn't have envisioned as part of my future. I've done a lot?and still not enough.
These days, I live quietly, accompanied by my cats, music, and an interest in writing that consumes me. I've been writing seriously since 2021. I never set out to write in a particular genre?it made more sense to write around them instead. As for goals? There aren't many. Enjoy the first cup of coffee in the morning and see what the day brings.
