Dancing With Donnie
Description
President Trump has demolished the East Wing of the White House to build a $300 million ballroom-gold leaf, crystal chandeliers, the works. There's just one problem: he needs a dance partner for the inaugural waltz.
Enter Michelle Obama.
Drafted to judge the audition process (because who else would dare?), Michelle watches as twenty candidates compete for the honor of gliding across the floor with the President. Vladimir Putin demonstrates exactly who leads in their relationship. Trump mistakes Iran's Supreme Leader for a Hasidic rabbi. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt learns the dangers of wearing a giant cross during a dip. Justin Trudeau waltzes under Melania's watchful eye. An eight-year-old with a plastic dinosaur delivers the day's most brutal truths.
Each audition exposes a fresh layer of Trump's ego, delusion, and hunger for validation-while Michelle engineers something far more interesting than a simple dance partner selection.
When the gala finally begins and the music swells, Trump is about to learn what it really means when the ballroom awaits.
From the author of NO! and Tariff Schmariff comes a razor-sharp political satire about vanity, power, and the ultimate choreographed revenge.
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Barry Robbins is a celebrated author, having penned five notable satirical works that earned him three gold medal awards. With a 26-year tenure as an accountant for an international firm under his belt, he took a bold leap, relocating to Finland's tranquil shores. There, amidst its enchanting landscapes and in the company of his Finnish wife and two beautiful daughters, he found a renewed passion for storytelling and mastered the subtle intricacies of expatriate life (including, notably, the fine art of taking out the trash). Now, from his home in Florida, Barry crafts tales that are both engaging and thought-provoking, adding to his diverse literary canvas.
