
Never Lick a Moving Blender
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Some humor simply makes you laugh, some makes you think, and some may even motivate you to live differently. Marvin Phillips uses his endearing wit and well-known wisdom to deliver a book that does all that and more. This fully illustrated book is fun reading with a healthy infusion of optimism and hope.
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- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Contents
- Foreword
- Preface
- Acknowledgments
- Chapter One: Never Lick a Moving Blender
- Chapter Two: Chippie Doen't Sing Much Anymore
- Chapter Three: the Fine Art of Frog Kissing
- Chapter Four: Turn it Loose
- Chapter Five: Keep your Cotton Pickin' Hands Off MY Pickup Trunk
- Chapter Six: How to Get a Turtle on a Fence Post
- Chapter Seven: Never Wrestle with a Pig
- Chapter Eight: Get Off your Duff and Go
- Chapter Nine: A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet
- Chapter Ten: Don't Follow me I'm Lost
- Chapter Eleven: If You Want to Run with the Big Dogs You've Got to Get Off the Porch
- Chapter Twelve: They've Just Slapped My Other Cheek
- Chapter Thirteen: Keep Your Head in the Game
- Chapter Fourteen: Broccoli Can Kill
- Chapter Fifteen: A Survival Plan for Planet Earth
- Chapter Sixteen: Are you a Hot Dog or Just a weenie
- Chapter Seventeen: Ten Things You Can Become That Don't Cost Money or Take Brains but other Folks Need and will Pay You More Than They Cost
- Chapter Eighteen: It was Spring but I Wanted Summer
- Chapter Nineteen: The fresh Breeze of Integrity
- Chapter Twenty: Alone but Not Lonely
- Chapter Twenty-One: Don't Let Me Die 'Til I'm Dead
- Chapter Twenty-Two: You're Only as Rich as Your Relationships
- Chapter Twenty-Three: America the Beautiful
- Chapter Twenty-Four: the Operation was a Success but the Patient Died
- Chapter Twenty-Five: The Party
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