Assholes Finish First
1st Edition
Published on 28. September 2010
256 pages
978-1-4169-5114-8 (ISBN)
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Assholes Finish First is Tucker Max's deliciously dirty collection of twenty-five true tales of sex, girls, and wildly entertaining depravity.
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Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, is a #1 New York Times bestseller, has spent over 150 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website, TuckerMax.com.
Content
- Intro
- Author's Note
- Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds
- The Sex Stories, Part 2
- Whoredentification
- Reduce, Recycle, Reuse
- The Shittiest Hookup Ever
- Tucker and His First MILF
- Not Another Teen Hookup
- Burn, Baby, Burn!
- I'm a Zit, Get It?
- Head Doctor
- Earth First
- The Capitol City Clown Crawl
- The Dc Halloween Party and The Worst Girl I Ever Fucked
- The Tucker Max Experience
- The Tucker Max Sexual To-Do List
- The Amputee Story
- The Aborted Twins
- The Midget Story
- Everybody Fails
- Everything Goes Wrong
- The Oversell
- Hello, Nurse
- My 21st Birthday
- Fucked-Up Pillow Talk, Part 2
- The Tuckerfest Story
- The Post-Fame Sex Stories
- Introduction
- The Tattoo Stories
- Aren't You Lucky?
- Lucky + You
- Time Flies When You're Fucking Tatted-up Whores
- Next-Level Shit
- I Want to Cum Get A Load!
- PoopLips
- I'm Not That Type of Girl
- Nils and the Pepperdine D-Girl
- The Things I Put Up With for Pussy
- Too Old for This Shit
- Why You Don't Fuck USC Girls
- Whoring for Charity
- Baby Mama Drama
- The Virginity Paradox
- Don't Fuck with Jack LaLanne
- Strict Liability
- The Tucker Max Sex-Ray
- Hot, Sane, Single
- The Fresno Vet
- Wilfred Brimley's Daughter
- LA Girls Have Their Own Category
- Tucker Max: Baby Killer
- The Midgets Strike Back
- I Fucked Tucker Max!
- The Penn State Lemondrop Girl
- Texts from Tucker Max's Night
- The Handprint Story
- Objectification
- Good Game, Great Game, and No Game
- Prelude to Hilarity Ensues
- Bonus Section: Other Perspectives from The People Who Were There
- Paperback Bonus Section
- Copyright
