A Ton of Crap
The Bathroom Book That's Filled to the Brim with Knowledge
Published on 15. October 2011
352 pages
978-1-4405-3067-8 (ISBN)
Description
It's time to start taking toilet time a little more seriously. (Well, as seriously as you can with your pants around your ankles.) What's inside is a digestible re-education in everything you probably learned, but most likely forgot because you have too much crap to remember. Don't worry though; the way the information's presented, the learning won't be too rough.
During every visit, you'll be schooled on five academic subjects: History, Language Arts, Math, Science, and Foreign Language. Each subject is broken down into topics, with each topic split into six mini-lessons, and finished off with a quick quiz. Think of each restroom trip as a day of middle school crammed into one bathroom break.
Now rather than idle away as you do your business, you'll be treated to a first-class education that finishes when you flush-and picks up again when you sit back down.
During every visit, you'll be schooled on five academic subjects: History, Language Arts, Math, Science, and Foreign Language. Each subject is broken down into topics, with each topic split into six mini-lessons, and finished off with a quick quiz. Think of each restroom trip as a day of middle school crammed into one bathroom break.
Now rather than idle away as you do your business, you'll be treated to a first-class education that finishes when you flush-and picks up again when you sit back down.
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11/2011
Adams Media Corporation
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Paul Kleinman grew up in White Plains, New York, and currently resides in New York City. He graduated from the University of Wisconsin in 2009. His previous work includes Freudian theory published by McSweeney's, Psych 101, and Philosophy 101.
Content
- Intro
- Title Page
- Contains material adapted and abridged from
- Contents
- Introduction: Welcome to the Stalls of Academia
- Lesson 1
- Lesson 2
- Lesson 3
- Lesson 4
- Lesson 5
- Lesson 6
- Lesson 7
- Lesson 8
- Lesson 9
- Lesson 10
- Lesson 11
- Lesson 12
- Lesson 13
- Lesson 14
- Lesson 15
- Lesson 16
- Lesson 17
- Lesson 18
- Lesson 19
- Lesson 20
- Lesson 21
- Lesson 22
- Lesson 23
- Lesson 24
- Lesson 25
- Lesson 26
- Lesson 27
- Lesson 28
- Lesson 29
- Lesson 30
- Lesson 31
- Lesson 32
- Lesson 33
- Lesson 34
- Lesson 35
- Lesson 36
- Lesson 37
- Lesson 38
- Lesson 39
- Lesson 40
- Index
- Copyright
