
Becoming Nigerian: A Guide
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Be(com)ing Nigerian: A Guide is a satirical collection that takes a searing look at how different forms of power are abused, negotiated and performed both in the private and public realm.Through attempting to satirise those who abuse privilege or power, it recognises that power can be found everywhere: in politics, business, religious institutions and in homes. From the exploration of religious hypocrisy in How To Worship The Nigerian God, to A Letter to My Future Kidnapper which tackles the growing scourge of kidnapping, the collection is a jab at Nigerian society and what it means to be a Nigerian. Beyond poking fun at the holders of power, it is a summon, a provocation and a call for introspection among all levels of society. As it is often said in Nigeria, when you point with one finger, there are four others pointing back at you.
This is an engrossing read for Nigerian watchers, and strangers to Nigeria alike, with its tongue-in-cheek look at Nigeria's relationship to the world, both culturally and politically.
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- Intro
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Acknowledgements
- Table of Contents
- INTRODUCTION
- In The Beginning.
- SPIRITUAL
- How To Worship The Nigerian God
- How To Be A Pastor
- How To Fly Private To The Glory Of God
- IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
- How To Be Sick
- How To Die
- TEMPORAL
- How To Show Love
- How To Own A Slave
- How To Communicate In Times Of Crises
- How To Conduct A Meeting
- How To Be A Car Owner
- WORKING CLASS, WORKING HARD
- How To Use A Business Card
- How To Identify A Middle Class Nigerian
- How To Be A Mechanic
- How To Be A Nigerian Writer
- How To Be A Journalist
- How To Be A Kidnapper
- LAW AND LAW ENFORCEMENT
- How To Be A Lawyer
- How To Be A Police Officer
- POLITRICKING
- How To Be A Politician
- How To Be First Lady
- How To Be An Opposition Politician
- INTERNATIONAL CONNECTIONS
- How To Get Foreign Friends
- How To Be A Good African
- SAVIOURS LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL
- How To Run A Nigerian NGO
- How To Be A Black Saviour
- WHEN IN NIGERIA. NOTES FOR THE FOREIGNER IN NIGERIA
- How To Be An Expatriate In Nigeria
- Tips For The Foreign Journalist Covering Nigerian Elections
- APPENDIX AND TRAVEL ADVICE
- Travel Advice For Nigerians Going To The U.S.
- Travel Advice For Nigerians Going To The UK
- Common Nigerian Phrases And Expressions
- About the Author
- Copyright
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