How to Survive The Future
Published on 8. June 2023
288 pages
978-1-4711-9839-7 (ISBN)
Description
Get ready for a hilarious out-of-this-world adventure for readers aged 8+ - this is the perfect new series for fans of Tom Gates, Andy Griffiths and Star Wars! Illustrated throughout by the brilliantly funny Katie Abey.
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It's the year 2525, and things aren't looking great for Planet Earth. An endless night is coming - a super-advanced alien spaceship has stopped the world from turning, threatening the existence of every creature on the planet - and it turns out that ten-year-old Eliza Lemon is the only one who can save them!
Will she be able to handle alien overlords, a doughnut-shaped spaceship, monkeys and vampire finches? And, most importantly of all, will she be able to rescue her baby brother, save the world and survive THE FUTURE?
For more out-of-this-world fun don't forget to read about Eliza and Johnnie's first two adventures in How to Survive Without Grown-Ups and How to Survive Time Travel. Out now!
*PRE-ORDER NOW!*
It's the year 2525, and things aren't looking great for Planet Earth. An endless night is coming - a super-advanced alien spaceship has stopped the world from turning, threatening the existence of every creature on the planet - and it turns out that ten-year-old Eliza Lemon is the only one who can save them!
Will she be able to handle alien overlords, a doughnut-shaped spaceship, monkeys and vampire finches? And, most importantly of all, will she be able to rescue her baby brother, save the world and survive THE FUTURE?
For more out-of-this-world fun don't forget to read about Eliza and Johnnie's first two adventures in How to Survive Without Grown-Ups and How to Survive Time Travel. Out now!
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Larry Hayes
How to Survive The Future: Volume 3
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06/2023
Simon & Schuster Childrens Books
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Larry Hayes helps run an investment fund, and is a trustee for a homeless charity. On Fridays he homeschools his two kids, letting them decide what to study. In the future he hopes to become a treasure hunter, invent a yoghurt that makes you happy, and solve the maths behind the human brain. How to Survive Without Grown-Ups is his debut novel.
Content
- Intro
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Prologue: A Long Time in the Future
- 1. How Not to Cry (The Hard Way)
- 2. How to Get Out of PE
- 3. How to Fight a Killer Robot
- 4. How to Run into the Future
- 5. How to Jump Off a Cliff
- 6. How to Stop Running Away
- 7. How to Get a Tenth Life
- 8. How to Stop the Bleeding
- 9. How to Get Some Answers
- 10. How to Sort Out a Big Mistake
- 11. How to Stay Awake During a History Lesson
- 12. How to Write a Letter with a Wonderpen
- 13. How to Deal with a Sticky Doughnut
- 14. How to Pull an All-Nighter
- 15. How to Tell If You're in a Dream
- 16. How to Survive a Cunning Plan
- 17. How to Get on Board
- 18. How to Expect the Unexpected
- 19. How to Get Out of Deep, Deep Doo-Doo
- 20. How to Get into Deep, Deep Doo-Doo
- 21. How to Keep Your Nostrils Shut
- 22. How to Be Careful What You Wish For
- 23. How to Hold Your Breath
- 24. How Not to Drown
- 25. How Not to Get Down (When the Ceiling's Coming Down)
- 26. How to Turn Yourself into a Human Cannonball
- 27. How to Fight Someone with a Banana
- 28. How Not to Get Your Ears Pierced
- 29. How to Confront an Old Enemy
- 30. How to Face Fear
- 31. How to Meet Thanit
- 32. How Not to Get Distracted by Eyebrows
- 33. How to Scream in Space
- 34. How to Jump from Space without a Parachute
- 35. How to Survive Being Hit in the Face with a Rock the Size of a Planet
- 36. How to Slow Down
- 37. How to Fight Off a Total Evil Genius
- 38. How to Land on Your Feet
- 39. How to Get a Wriggle On
- 40. How to Track a Jungle Cat
- 41. What to Do When a Jungle Goes Utterly Silent
- 42. How to Outrun a Giant Black Panther
- 43. How to Survive Something That Can Kill a Giant Black Panther
- 44. How Not to Get Licked
- 45. How to Win a Blink-Off (to the Death)
- 46. How to Outrun a Slow Loris
- 47. How to Face Your Worst Nightmare
- 48. How to Climb a Monkey Puzzle Tree
- 49. How to Get Over a Nightmare
- 50. How to Fix a Paper Jam
- 51. How to Change Your Destiny
- 52. How to Think of Something Really, Really Clever
- 53. How to Try
- 54. How Not to Give Up
- 55. How to Survive a Rain of Terror
- 56. How to Use a Skipping Rope as a Nunchuck
- 57. A Long Time in the Future
- 58. How to Be Yourself
- 59. How to Save the Planet from Marauding Space Monkeys When All Is Definitely Lost
- 60. How to Sort Out a Pineapple Mix-Up
- Editor's Note
- Editor's Note
- Acknowledgments
- Copyright
