
Today I Am a Ma'am
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Valerie Harper has a message for women of a certain age: "Work those laugh lines!" With the irreverence and wit that made her one of television's most beloved personalities, Harper (a.k.a. Rhoda Morgenstern) takes on those phony "fabulous at 50" books written by women whose skin is free of laugh lines and who wouldn't know a cellulite pocket if it bit them on the backside. With her trademark shoot-from-the-hip, call-'em-like-she-sees-'em style, she helps women celebrate, with humor and grace, what it means to be middle aged.
Harper's essays explore the treacherous terrain women must travel -- from the tyrannies of fashion to the unmentionables of menopause. She tackles the most perplexing questions of the day: If you wear a size zero, do you exist? Would menopause be revered if it happened to men? Do calories count if you eat standing up? Are dressing rooms fitted with fun house mirrors? Today I Am a Ma'am is the perfect antidote to the youth obsession of our culture, offered by America's most reliable girlfriend. It is Humor Replacement Therapy for midlife women, a book you can pick up when ever you need a laugh or a reminder that midriff drift is not the end of the world.
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- Intro
- Dedication
- Contents
- Acknowledgments
- 1 Pardon Me, Ma'am
- Little Old Ladies
- Shelf Life
- What a Greeting
- If Life Imitated Television . . .
- It's Our Turn
- 2 De'Mean Streets
- Just Chicks
- Smoke and Mirrors
- The Friendly Skies
- Got Milk?
- Edibles: Women as Snack Food
- Oh, Grow Up!
- 3 Tyrannies Old and New
- Barbie'
- s War Chest
- Sizing Down
- Being and Nothingness
- Witches' Brew
- Bad Hair Days
- Female Bondage
- Then and Now
- 4 Just Desserts
- Let Us Eat Cake
- Favorite Diet Fibs
- The Pounder in the Valley
- The Sliding Scale
- Food Buddies
- Somebody Call the Cops
- Busted
- Weighty Matters
- The Dieter's Dilemma
- Eat Your Heart Out
- 5 The M Word
- Wait a Minute
- If Men Had Menopause . . .
- Crazy Ladies
- The New Face of Menopause
- Hot Times
- A Senior Moment
- Never Old
- 6 Liftoff!
- Face It
- Being Fabulous
- Tough Toenails
- My Beautiful Draperies
- Need a Lift?
- Badges of Honor
- 7 Humor Replacement Therapy
- Let's Vent
- Have More Fun in Bed
- The Girlfriend Factor
- Over the Top
- Meno Funnies
- Don't Cry for Me
- 8 Imagine That!
- Wouldn't It Be Great?
- Get Over It
- Mental Aerobics
- Valerie's Golden Rules
- WOACAs Unite!
- About the Authors
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
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