I, Nigel Dorking
1st Edition
Published on 7. May 2007
336 pages
978-1-74228-201-5 (ISBN)
Description
Do not under any circumstances read this book. It's the incredibly and extremely private story of Nigel Dorking. Put it down immediately. Do Not Read Beyond This Point. This is the Really Really Extremely Private Story of Nigel Dorking, Incredibly Smart for his IQ, Tall, and Precocious, but Perilously Unhappy.
N igel Dorking
I s desperate to win his father back. And
G iven he's so smart, far smarter than his horrible stepmother the
E vil Babette, surely he won't end up
L osing Dad to his new family? If only D ad hadn't fallen for her and totally ruined their lives.
O bviously having a spastic and
R eally retarded brother like Ivan hasn't helped, as they tend not to impress fathers.
K nowledge, however, Nigel is certain, will impress Dad.
I f he can amaze and dazzle Dad with his interesting facts, Maybe then
N igel's Dad will come home, and then he, Nigel, will have achieved his holy
G rail.
N igel Dorking
I s desperate to win his father back. And
G iven he's so smart, far smarter than his horrible stepmother the
E vil Babette, surely he won't end up
L osing Dad to his new family? If only D ad hadn't fallen for her and totally ruined their lives.
O bviously having a spastic and
R eally retarded brother like Ivan hasn't helped, as they tend not to impress fathers.
K nowledge, however, Nigel is certain, will impress Dad.
I f he can amaze and dazzle Dad with his interesting facts, Maybe then
N igel's Dad will come home, and then he, Nigel, will have achieved his holy
G rail.
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Person
Mary-Anne Fahey has robbed banks, murdered people, jaywalked and had a bum lift. And that was just in her television career.
Her other talents include bad ventriloquism, even worse Irish dancing, and terrible tongue tricks, all of which she can be coaxed to perform at the drop of a banknote.
Even though she has danced and sung with Kylie Minogue, and pashed Sylvester Stallone, still there was something missing from her life. Then she found proofreading.
She has two children, two cats and eight very demanding goldfish and is incredibly young, rich and beautiful.
Her other talents include bad ventriloquism, even worse Irish dancing, and terrible tongue tricks, all of which she can be coaxed to perform at the drop of a banknote.
Even though she has danced and sung with Kylie Minogue, and pashed Sylvester Stallone, still there was something missing from her life. Then she found proofreading.
She has two children, two cats and eight very demanding goldfish and is incredibly young, rich and beautiful.
