
The Werewolf's Guide to Life
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Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.
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Illustrator EMILY FLAKE is a New York based cartoonist and illustrator who is grateful to have gotten close enough to study her subjects for this book without being torn limb from limb.
Content
- Intro
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Contents
- Read this First
- Notes on the Text
- Introduction: So You've Been Bitten
- Part One - Say Hello to a Brand-New You
- Chapter 1 - The Basics
- Chapter 2 - How to Determine If You Are Really a Werewolf
- Chapter 3 - The Stages of Lycanthropy
- Chapter 4 - Purebloods
- Chapter 5 - Tips on Your First Transformation
- Chapter 6 - When It Will Happen and What It Will Feel Like
- Chapter 7 - Werewolf Dreams and Stranger Things
- Part Two - Living, Loving, and Learning . with Lycanthropy
- Chapter 8 - Home Is Where You Hang Your Restraint System
- Chapter 9 - A Safe Room of One's Own
- Chapter 10 - Strapping In
- Chapter 11 - Diet and Livestock
- Chapter 12 - Werewolf Wanted
- Chapter 13 - Romance and the Modern Lycanthrope
- Chapter 14 - Werewolf Communities
- Chapter 15 - Of God, the Devil, and Lycanthrope Faith
- Chapter 16 - Health, Medicine, and Wellness
- Part Three - Keeping Secret, Keeping Safe, Staying Alive
- Chapter 17 - So You've Attacked Someone
- Chapter 18 - Avoiding Detection
- Chapter 19 - Government and Police
- Chapter 20 - The Trouble with Vampires
- Chapter 21 - Fur Chasers
- Chapter 22 - Werewolf Hunters
- Chapter 23 - The Dark Side of Lycanthropy
- Conclusion: It's Not a Death Sentence
- Acknowledgments
- Appendix: Transformation Dates, 2009-11
- About the Authors
- Copyright
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