
The Yankee Chick's Survival Guide to Texas
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There are many rites of passage to being a Yankee in Texas: the first time you spot a pickup with a gun rack; the first time you realize that a week is a long time to go without Mexican food; the first time you recognize a change in seasons; your first thunderstorm; your first honky-tonk.
Culture Shock in Texas can be intense and is exacerbate by local rules of propriety that tell us to keep out mouths shut. But here in this book we are going to talk all about it with good old Yankee outspokenness. We'll clear the air, share experiences, orient newcomers, and have some good laughs.
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- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication Page
- Table of Contents
- Acknowledgments
- September 11, 2001
- Introduction: Yankee's Apology
- Chapter One: When Culture Shocks
- Chapter Two: There's No Place like Home
- Chapter Three: Hot and Other Weather
- Chapter Four: Texas Cuisine
- Chapter Five: Courthouse Squares, Shriners, and You
- Chapter Six: Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin'?
- Chapter Seven: Fixin' to Stop Making Sense
- Chapter Eight: Bless Your Heart, Aren't You Just the Most Precious Li'l Cold
- Chapter Nine: From Friendly to Friendship
- Chapter Ten: As a Matter of Fact, I Do Own the Road
- Chapter Eleven: The Look
- Chapter Twelve: I am Women Hear Me Jangle
- Chapter Thirteen: Underdressed, Overdressed, and In-Between
- Chapter Fourteen: Yes Ma'am, I Would like to Tear Your Clothes off, If You Don't Mind
- Chapter Fifteen: B.Y.O.M. (Bring Your Own Meat)
- Chapter Sixteen: That Was Then, This is Now
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