
The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists
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Discovering that his doppelgänger is none other than Karl Marx, the Captain and his crew are unwittingly caught up in a sinister plot that involves intellectual giants, enormous beards, and a quest to discover whether ham might really be the opium of the people.
Includes, at no additional charge, The Wit and Wisdom of the Pirate Captain—a Major Philosophical Work.
On the Matter of Love:
If you're off to fight in a battle, snap a ship's biscuit in half and give your girlfriend the other half. When you meet again, they will match—like two halves of a single soul! Hopefully, this will stop her sleeping with other men.
On Life in General:
Life is like a big shanty. Everything will be fine so long as everyone sings in harmony. But if someone plays a duff note on the accordion or tries to break-dance at a sensitive bit, then there will be all sorts of trouble, mark my words.
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- Intro
- Other Books By This Author
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Contents
- Chapter One - Nightmare on Shark Mountain
- Chapter Two - Blonde Captive of the Clams
- Chapter Three - I Saw Sea Cucumbers Eat Jenkins!
- Chapter Four - Death can be Squid-Shaped
- Chapter Five - The Crustacean Carnival of Fear
- Chapter Six - I Was A Slave of the Sea Lions
- Chapter Seven - Why Won't these Mer-People Just Leave Me Alone?
- Chapter Eight - Ambushed by Kill-Crazy Lobsters
- Chapter Nine - The Spoon-Worm Fury
- Chapter Ten - On the Island of Love-Starved Jellyfish
- Chapter Eleven - Sponge Madness
- Chapter Twelve - Eel Stampede!
- Chapter Thirteen - Murder Amongst the Molluscs
- Appendix: The Wit and Wisdom of the Pirate Captain - a Major Philosophical Work
- A Note on the Type
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