
A Modern Man
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A perfect introduction for new fans and a worthy addition to the collections of old fans, The Best of Carlin showcases the longevity, range, and-above all-hilarity of the master. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other delicious verbal ordeals, it is drop-dead funny tour through Carlin's mind. More than ten years after his death, Carlin's characteristically ironic takes on life's annoying universal truths remain thoughtful, fearless, and somehow more relevant than ever.
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Lewis Black is the hugely popular and New York Times bestselling author, stand-up comedian, actor, and playwright. Besides appearing regularly on The Daily Show (in his own segment, "Back in Black"), he has written and starred in a string of successful HBO and Comedy Central specials and one-man Broadway shows. He's won a Grammy, an Emmy, and an American Comedy Award. Born near Washington, D.C., Black graduated from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, and has a master's degree from the Yale School of Drama.
Content
- Intro
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Table of Contents
- Foreword by Lewis Black
- Introduction by Jerry Hamza
- The Primitive Sergeant
- Fun Foes
- Let's All Kill Each Other According to the Rules
- If Only We Were Human
- Euphemisms: It's a Whole New Language
- Peace on You
- Politically Correct Language
- Short Takes (Part 1)
- The Planet Is Fine, the People Are Fucked
- What's My Motivation?
- The "Pre-" Epidemic
- Name It Like It Is
- Keep It-We Don't Want It
- People I Can Do Without (Part 1)
- Expressions I Question (Part 1)
- Some Favorite Euphemisms
- More Favorite Euphemisms
- Even More Favorite Euphemisms
- Get a Life
- Marry an Orphan
- I've Got Your Sanctity of Life
- Your Children Are Overrated
- Parental Guidance
- Five Uneasy Moments
- Euphemistic Bullshit
- Interview with Jesus
- The Grief/Tragedy/Sympathy Industry
- God Has Gotta Go
- Bullets for Believers
- Some Like It Hot
- Euphemisms: The March of Time
- Capital Punishment
- Farm System: Thugs, Pervs, Nuts, and Drunks
- Not Every Ejaculation Deserves a Name
- Short Takes (Part 2)
- Don't Blame the Leaders
- The 20th Century World-Hostility Scoreboard
- Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
- The George Carlin Book Club (Offer #1)
- Things That Are Pissing Me Off
- Euphemisms: Write If You Get Work
- Euphemisms: What Do You Do for a Living?
- Families Worth Loathing
- People I Can Do Without (Part 2)
- The George Carlin Book Club (Offer #2)
- Old and Stingy
- The Control Freaks
- Uncle Sam Wants You
- Too Many People
- Politician Talk
- Nothing Changes
- The George Carlin Book Club (Offer #3)
- Euphemisms: Political-Interest Groups
- A Place for Your Stuff
- Small Towns
- Expressions I Question (Part 2)
- Short Takes (Part 3)
- Baseball and Football
- Erin Go Fuck Yourself
- Play Ball!!!
- Pass the Roles
- Sports Roundup
- You're a Natural
- Life's Little Moments
- Euphemisms: It's Gettin' Old
- Funerals
- Seven Death Wishes
- Suicide: The Option
- People Who Should Be Phased Out
- Euphemisms: Broke, Nuts, and On the Street
- Terrorism Misnomers
- Please Don't Say That
- The Fanatics Will Win
- Celebrity Crystal Ball
- Euphemisms: Death and Dying
- It's No Bullshit!
- Rules to Live By
- A Modern Man
- Discover More
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