Cheat
A Man's Guide to Infidelity
1st Edition
Published on 9. October 2012
240 pages
978-1-4516-4569-9 (ISBN)
Description
MONOGAMY HAS MET ITS MATCH
When it comes to scoring on the side, this book is your best friend.
Comedians Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa, and Robert Kelly have experienced the rich pleasures and unspeakable risks of romantic infidelity, and survived to tell their tales.
Now, they impart all the wisdom, advice, and humor they picked up along the way, including how to:
* Wipe away your shame and guilt?and get smart before you get hard
* Conduct your filth with the right chick, in the right place, at the right time
* Take an hour to shower and scour?and fight your worst enemy: glitter
* Explain a strange scrunchy, hair extension, or pair of earrings to your girl
* Navigate strip clubs, massage parlors, and women of the night
Lie like a woman?and call it quits without getting caught Featuring ten true stories from men who've lived the life and a link to watch Burr, DeRosa, and Kelly's hilarious short film of the same name, Cheat is a wickedly smart field guide to philandering that will revolutionize your game.
When it comes to scoring on the side, this book is your best friend.
Comedians Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa, and Robert Kelly have experienced the rich pleasures and unspeakable risks of romantic infidelity, and survived to tell their tales.
Now, they impart all the wisdom, advice, and humor they picked up along the way, including how to:
* Wipe away your shame and guilt?and get smart before you get hard
* Conduct your filth with the right chick, in the right place, at the right time
* Take an hour to shower and scour?and fight your worst enemy: glitter
* Explain a strange scrunchy, hair extension, or pair of earrings to your girl
* Navigate strip clubs, massage parlors, and women of the night
Lie like a woman?and call it quits without getting caught Featuring ten true stories from men who've lived the life and a link to watch Burr, DeRosa, and Kelly's hilarious short film of the same name, Cheat is a wickedly smart field guide to philandering that will revolutionize your game.
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Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast is one of the most downloaded comedy podcasts on iTunes, and he is a regular on Letterman, Conan O'Brien, and Jimmy Fallon. His third hour-long comedy special, You People Are All the Same, was released in 2012.
Joe DeRosa is writing, directing, and starring in a number of web series, working on his third comedy album, and touring the country. He has been featured in his own half-hour Comedy Central special and two Comedy Central Records audio releases. He is a regular on The Opie & Anthony Show and Fox News' Redeye.
Robert Kelly is one of the top touring comics in the country. He hosts the popular You Know What Dude? podcast and has a recurring role on FX's Louie. His Just the Tip was an iTunes comedy album of the year, and his comedy specials include Comics Anonymous, Comedy Central Presents Robert Kelly, and Tourgasm.
Joe DeRosa is writing, directing, and starring in a number of web series, working on his third comedy album, and touring the country. He has been featured in his own half-hour Comedy Central special and two Comedy Central Records audio releases. He is a regular on The Opie & Anthony Show and Fox News' Redeye.
Robert Kelly is one of the top touring comics in the country. He hosts the popular You Know What Dude? podcast and has a recurring role on FX's Louie. His Just the Tip was an iTunes comedy album of the year, and his comedy specials include Comics Anonymous, Comedy Central Presents Robert Kelly, and Tourgasm.
Content
- Intro
- Dedication
- Introduction
- Chapter 1: So You've Decided to Cheat
- True Cheat: Keith Robinson
- Chapter 2: You and Your Dick
- True Cheat: Anthony Cumia
- Chapter 3: The Blueprint
- True Cheat: Robert Kelly
- Chapter 4: What Kind of Scumbag Are You?
- Cheaters Profiles Quiz
- Chapter 5: Choosing a Mark
- Who-Not-to_Cheat-With Quiz
- Chapter 6: The Cleanup
- Cleanup Quiz
- Chapter 7: The Art of Deceit
- True Cheat: Bill Dawes
- Chapter 8: Tools of the Trade
- True Cheat: Bill Burr
- Chapter 9: Paying for It
- True Cheat: Noam Dworman
- Chapter 10 Going Global
- True Cheat: Joe DeRosa
- Chapter 11: The Greater Good
- True Cheat: Colin Quinn
- Chapter 12: The Solitary Man
- True Cheat: Gregg Hughes
- Chapter 13: Getting Out Alive
- True Cheat: Rich Vos
- Cheat: The Movie
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Index
- Copyright
