
Mousejunkies!
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Mousejunkies provides tips and travel plans told through personal accounts - something that sets it apart from all the other guides.
All of the most important topics are covered: When to go, where to stay, what to do and where to eat. But readers will also learn how to indulge in an all-day chicken wing and beer football orgy at Walt Disney World, how to extract your family from Fantasmic with your sanity intact, where to catch a mid-afternoon catnap in the theme park, and even how wrong a Disney cruise can go.
Mousejunkies is more than one travel writer's experiences at one of the most popular vacation destinations in the world. The Mousejunkies are a group of seemingly well-adjusted adults who have found themselves inexplicably drawn to Walt Disney World, again and again. Each has taken his or her own path, finding their way separately. When the smoke cleared, the group found itself back in reality, staring at one another over a pile of discarded annual passes and a useless collection of novelty hats.
The stories - wry, humorous and told with an affection gained through years of Disney addiction - paint vivid portraits of a creatively engineered world, where unexpected surprises create lasting memories.
The tips - valuable information designed to help readers get more out of their vacations - are told with a sly wink and the desire to share the secrets that make trips to central Florida more memorable.
From touring plans to tongue-in-cheek reviews of the theme parks' restrooms, Mousejunkies provides readers with useful information couched in obsessively-detailed narrative with a humorous touch.
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Person
A dyed-in-the-wool New Englander who recently came to the conclusion he hates the cold weather but can't live without good fried clams, Bill spent portions of his childhood living in different parts of the country and traveling throughout the United States. His family then returned to the northeast where he remained until discovering the joy of having his meals served by adults dressed as fictional characters. Now he flees to the warm embrace of central Florida whenever time and finances allow. Or even if they won't.
After trying out a number of different career options ranging from installing concrete foundations and digging ditches to working as a bouncer at an oceanfront nightclub and selling sci-fi collectibles, he stumbled across journalism.
Bill plays bass guitar in a blues band, Irish music on the tenor banjo and mandolin, and bagpipes when he wants to annoy his wife of thirteen years. He has considered moving to Florida, but has been told that the region lacks good Chinese food. He lives in southern New Hampshire with his wife, Amy, and six-year-old daughter, Katie.
Content
- Intro
- Table of Contents
- Foreword
- 1 Mousejunkie Rising
- 2 Mousejunkies Adapt: What's New Around the World?
- 3 Birth of a Mousejunkie
- 4 Mousejunkies Travel
- 5 Mousejunkies Sleep
- 6 Mousejunkies Eat
- 7 The way of the Mousejunkie
- 8 The Magic Kingdom
- 9 Epcot
- 10 Disney's Animal Kingdom
- 11 Disney's Hollywood Studios
- 12 Mousejunkies Recreate
- 13 Mousejunkies Procreate
- 14 Mousejunkies Expectorate
- 15 Mousejunkies Marry
- 16 Mousejunkie Dreams
- 17 Mousejunkies Confess
- Resources
- Glossary
- Acknowledgements
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