
Hello Cruel World
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Here, Bornstein bravely and wittily shares personal and unorthodox methods of survival in an often cruel world. A one-of-a-kind guide to staying alive outside the box, Hello, Cruel World is a much-needed unconventional approach to life for those who want to stay on the edge, but alive.
Hello, Cruel World features a catalog of 101 alternatives to suicide that range from the playful (moisturize!), to the irreverent (shatter some family values), to the highly controversial. Designed to encourage readers to give themselves permission to unleash their hearts' harmless desires, the book has only one directive: "Don't be mean." It is this guiding principle that brings its reader on a self-validating journey, which forges wholly new paths toward a resounding decision to choose life.
Tenderly intimate and unapologetically edgy, Kate Bornstein is the radical role model, the affectionate best friend, and the guiding mentor all in one.
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- Intro
- Praise
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Acknowledgements
- Foreword
- Introduction
- PART 1
- Hello, Cruel Me
- Hello, Cruel Bullies
- Hello, Cruel Desire
- PART 2
- Hello, Cruel Quick-Start Guide
- I. CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE
- II. TALK TO YOUR PAL
- III. SEE A DOCTOR, THERAPIST, OR ALTERNATIVE HEALER
- IV. CALL THE POLICE OR EMERGENCY SERVICES
- V. CALL SOMEONE WHO TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL ALWAYS TREASURE
- VI. GET TO A MEETING!
- VII. CONNECT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
- Are You Still a Mess?
- THE CATCH
- THE MEAN REDS
- BONUS BRAIN TEASER PAGE!
- HELLO, CRUEL SCALE OF FEELINGS
- YOU CAN TELL THEM THE DEVIL MADE YOU DO IT
- 101 Alternatives to Suicide
- KEY
- INDEX OF ALTERNATIVES
- 1. KEEP MOVING.
- 2. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TOUCH YOURSELF.
- 3. KILL SOME TIME INSTEAD.
- 4. TREAT YOURSELF LIKE AN HONORED GUEST.
- 5. FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST.
- 6. JUST SAY NO.
- 7. TRASH YOUR PREFERENCE FILES AND REBOOT.
- 8. PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE.
- 9. MAKE LONGER-RANGE PLANS.
- 10. RANT, RAVE, BITCH, AND MOAN.
- 11. TELL A LIE.
- 12. SEND OUT A DISTRESS SIGNAL.
- 13. ASK FOR HELP.
- 14. RUN AWAY AND HIDE.
- 15. RUN A DIAGNOSTIC PROGRAM.
- 16. FIND OUT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
- 17
- 18. MAKE 'EM LAUGH.
- 19. MAKE ART OUT OF IT.
- 20. SELL THE STUFF YOU MAKE.
- 21. DEAL WITH THE DEAD AND GONE.
- 22. MOISTURIZE!
- 23. SEE YOURSELF IN EVERYONE YOU MEET.
- 24. SAVETHEWHALES, THE CHILDREN, OR THE WORLD.
- 25. EXPERIMENT ON ANIMALS AND SMALL CHILDREN.
- 26. JOIN A GROUP THAT WANTS YOU AS A MEMBER, OR START YOUR OWN GROUP.
- 27. GIVE 'EM THE OLD RAZZLE DAZZLE.
- 28. GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION.
- 29. PLAY A GAME YOU LIKE TO PLAY.
- 30. GET OUT THERE AND BE A STAR!
- 31. GET OUT THERE AND BE AN EXTRA!
- 32. GET OUT THERE AND BE AN EX.
- 33. STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GET TO WORK.
- 34. SING FOR YOUR SUPPER.
- 35. DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE.
- 36. KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS. (OKAY, NOT REALLY.)
- 37. KEEP MOVING ON.
- 38. CAST A SPELL.
- 39. MAKE A WISH.
- 40. MAKE BELIEVE.
- 41. MAKE A DREAM COME TRUE FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
- 42. ACT YOUR AGE OR ANY OTHER.
- 43. ACT YOUR GENDER OR ANY OTHER.
- 44. USE THE WRONG TOOL FOR THE JOB.
- 45. COME OUT, COME OUT, WHATEVER YOU ARE.
- 46. FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
- 47. FIND A FRIEND.
- 48. FIND YOUR TRIBE.
- 49. FIND A GOD WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.
- 50. BE YOUR OWN HERO/INE.
- 51. BE YOUR OWN EVIL TWIN.
- 52. BECOME A MORE FRIGHTENING MONSTER THAN THE ONE THEY THINK YOU ARE.
- 53. BE CUTE OR BE DASHING.
- 54. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.
- 55. BE ORGASMICALLY CELIBATE.
- 56. GET LAID. PLEASE.
- 57. SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
- 58. SERVE SOMEBODY.
- 59. EROTICIZE THE PAIN.
- 60. BAKE A CAKE.
- 61. EAT IT ALL AND KEEP IT DOWN.
- 62. STAY IN BED.
- 63. TRAVEL AND HAVE ADVENTURES.
- 64. GO ON A QUEST.
- 65. GO SHOPPING.
- 66. GO STEALTH.
- 67. GO FOR IT AGAINST ALL ODDS.
- 68. GO COMPLETELY BATTY.
- 69. GO ON A SERIAL SUICIDE SPREE.
- 70. GET A MAKEOVER.
- 71. GEEK OUT.
- 72. GIVE UP NOUNS FOR A DAY.
- 73. MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF IN THE WORLD.
- 74. FRAME YOUR OWN DEBATE.
- 75. USE ANOTHER WORD FOR HELLO.
- 76. LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
- 77. FLIRT WITH DEATH.
- 78. MAKE IT BLEED.
- 79. TAKE DRUGS. NO, REALLY. TAKE DRUGS.
- 80. GET CLEAN OR SOBER, STAY DIRTY OR DRUNK.
- 81. STARVE YOURSELF.
- 82. PLAY MUSICAL ADDICTIONS.
- 83. PLEAD INSANITY.
- 84. DEFY PROPHECY.
- 85. THROW AWAY MORALS.
- 86. IGNORE THE GOLDEN RULE.
- 87. QUOTE SCRIPTURE FOR YOUR OWN PURPOSES.
- 88. WRITE YOUR OWN CODE OF HONOR.
- 89. SHATTER SOME FAMILY VALUES.
- 90. BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN LAUGHTER.
- 91. BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN PARADOX.
- 92. CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES WISELY.
- 93. BRING ON GOLIATH.
- 94. SPEAK WITH YOUR EARS.
- 95. PLAY TO A BROADER AUDIENCE.
- 96. TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE.
- 97.TAKE A WALK IN THE WOODS.
- 98. LEARN MODERATION IN ALL THINGS.
- 99. MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH DEATH.
- 100. TIDY YOUR CAMPSITE BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
- 101. TRY TO KEEP SOMEONE ELSE ALIVE.
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- BONUS!
- ABOUT SEVEN STORIES PRESS
- Copyright Page
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