The Chosen One, My Ass!

Most superheroes come into their power BEFORE birthing four children... Miranda Gold is perfectly content with the monotonous chaos of her life. She is stay-at-home mom and a loving wife to her still-sexy-after-all-these-years husband, Jake. Everything changes when she begins to hear voices and see strange creatures. She is sure she is losing her mind already when a young stranger enters her world. George shows up at her door with the most unlikely of explanations for the oddities around her, and a solution Miranda is sure has to be a joke. Her life is further complicated when her husband returns from a trip to Las Vegas with a newly insatiable sexual appetite. Can a middle-aged mom learn new tricks? Can she train fast enough to protect the world, or, at the very least, her family? And can she figure out what is up with her husband before he totally burns her, their marriage, and their mattress out?