Journal of an Avatar

Dear Journal, Today I discovered I'm an avatar. An avatar? A divine incarnation? I know, I know...pretty incredible, right? I'm still trying to understand it what it means. It will certainly come as a surprise to my wife! The knowledge didn't come with bells and whistles, let me tell you; no trumpets sounded. The heavens didn't open nor did a host of angels descend upon me. It was a quiet affair. Oh, well, there was one angel. WITH THESE WORDS, AN INCREDIBLE JOURNEY BEGINS INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SOUL AND THE MYSTERIES OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. THE RESULTS WILL CHANGE ONE LIFE...AND PERHAPS THE FATE OF THE WORLD...FOREVER. JOURNAL OF AN AVATAR is a fable for our time.