Sidesplitters: Ho Ho Ho!
Over 150 Cracking Christmas Jokes
Kingfisher Books Ltd (Publisher)
Published on 4. November 2005
Book
Paperback/Softback
64 pages
978-0-7534-1132-2 (ISBN)
Description
This hilarious compendium of Christmas jokes is sure to have children in stitches. They'll love the wide range of jokes that will add to family fun at Christmastime. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin Chatterton add to the hilarity.
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.
George: Waiter, Waiter, my turkey has gone off!
Waiter: Which way did it go?
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes, `ribbet ribbet'?
A mistle-toad.
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.
George: Waiter, Waiter, my turkey has gone off!
Waiter: Which way did it go?
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes, `ribbet ribbet'?
A mistle-toad.
More details
Edition
Unabridged edition
Language
English
Place of publication
London
United Kingdom
Publishing group
Pan Macmillan
Target group
Children/juvenile
Edition type
Unabridged edition
Product notice
Paperback (UK-B)
Dimensions
Height: 198 mm
Width: 129 mm
Thickness: 5 mm
Weight
78 gr
ISBN-13
978-0-7534-1132-2 (9780753411322)
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