
Golf Jokes
350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs
Joshua Shifrin(Author)
Sky Pony Press
Published on 26. October 2021
Book
Paperback/Softback
144 pages
978-1-5107-6704-1 (ISBN)
Description
InGolf Jokes,Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:
Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice.
Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they're white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them.
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore!
What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman.
Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course.
Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole.
And many more!
The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice.
Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they're white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them.
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore!
What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman.
Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course.
Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole.
And many more!
The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
More details
Language
English
Place of publication
New York
United States
Publishing group
Skyhorse Publishing
Product notice
Paperback (trade)
Illustrations
10 full color illustrations
Dimensions
Height: 228 mm
Width: 152 mm
Thickness: 12 mm
Weight
399 gr
ISBN-13
978-1-5107-6704-1 (9781510767041)
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Person
Joshua Shifrinis a professor of psychology, licensed psychologist, writer, and avid sports fan. He has previously written ten books, includingGolf's Best Excuses,It's Not My Fault:150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know,Dingers: The 101 Most Memorable Home Runs in Baseball History,From the Links: Golf's Most Memorable Moments, and101 Incredible Moments in Tennis.