
The Quantity Theory of Morality
Will Self(Author)
Grove Press
Published on 5. March 2026
Book
Hardback
368 pages
978-1-80471-122-4 (ISBN)
Description
In The Quantity Theory of Morality, Will Self's pen remains dipped in vitriol and elegance as ever. In this dark yet hilariously satirical state-of-an-era novel, Self's middle-class, middle-English characters appear trapped in a timeless go-round of polite chitchat in dinner parties that refract like a hall of mirrors as the novel progresses, until one day someone says something to the effect of, 'This way to the gas chamber, please, ladies and gentlemen.' The Quantity Theory of Morality finally solves the equation of time and money that dominates our lives, in a way that is simultaneously deranging, destabilizing and hilarious.
With recurring - if defeated - appearances from now-canonical characters like Zack Busner, the repetition of each chapter, or 'Proposition', shows Will Self to be both a master of satire and slapstick humour and a sublime and thoughtful critic of the alienation of modern life. With The Quantity Theory of Morality, Self provides the sequel to his award-winning debut of 35 years ago, The Quantity Theory of Insanity. That literary psycho-surgery proved there wasn't enough sanity go around - now he's established what many of us fear to be the absolute truth: there isn't enough good to go around, either.
With recurring - if defeated - appearances from now-canonical characters like Zack Busner, the repetition of each chapter, or 'Proposition', shows Will Self to be both a master of satire and slapstick humour and a sublime and thoughtful critic of the alienation of modern life. With The Quantity Theory of Morality, Self provides the sequel to his award-winning debut of 35 years ago, The Quantity Theory of Insanity. That literary psycho-surgery proved there wasn't enough sanity go around - now he's established what many of us fear to be the absolute truth: there isn't enough good to go around, either.
Reviews / Votes
Self often enough writes with such vividness it's as if he is the first person to see anything at all * New York Times * Self is the most daring and delightful novelist of his generation * Guardian * Self has indeed been a goat among the sheep of contemporary English fiction, a puckish trickster self-consciously at odds with its middle-class politeness * New York Review of Books *More details
Edition
Main
Language
English
Place of publication
London
United Kingdom
Publishing group
Atlantic Books
Dimensions
Height: 234 mm
Width: 156 mm
ISBN-13
978-1-80471-122-4 (9781804711224)
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A blistering state-of-the-nation novel from the Booker Prize-shortlisted author
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Will Self is the author of many novels and books of non-fiction, including Great Apes, The Book of Dave, How the Dead Live, which was shortlisted for the Whitbread Novel of the Year 2002, The Butt, winner of the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction 2008, Umbrella, which was shortlisted for the Booker Prize 2012, and Elaine. He lives in south London.