I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)
Will be published approx. on 9. June 2026
Book
Hardback
352 pages
978-0-593-90317-9 (ISBN)
Description
Being a teenager bites-literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Fans counting down the days to the Buffy the Vampire reboot will sink their teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut.
Her past is back for blood.
My goals for senior year were simple:
Find a prom dress I don't hate
Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
Maybe try not to flunk history class
My plans did NOT include:
Babysitting a newborn vampire-who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
Fighting off my ex-boyfriend-who did I mention is immortal?
And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem
Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.
Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.
Her past is back for blood.
My goals for senior year were simple:
Find a prom dress I don't hate
Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
Maybe try not to flunk history class
My plans did NOT include:
Babysitting a newborn vampire-who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
Fighting off my ex-boyfriend-who did I mention is immortal?
And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem
Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.
Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.
More details
Language
English
Place of publication
United States
Publishing group
Random House USA Inc
Target group
Young adult
US School Grade: Ninth Grade and over, Interest Age: From 14 years
Product notice
Library binding
Dimensions
Height: 210 mm
Width: 140 mm
Thickness: 22 mm
Weight
447 gr
ISBN-13
978-0-593-90317-9 (9780593903179)
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Person
Darcy Miller is the author of several children's books, including Roll and Margot and Mateo Save the World. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by Kirkus Reviews as "wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining." I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) is Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.