Surviving Dad Cooking Dinner

Warning: This book contains smoke alarms, mystery ingredients, and dangerous levels of dad confidence.
When Dad says, "I'll cook tonight," smart kids know two things immediately:

1. Dinner may take three hours.
2. Emergency pizza is now a real possibility.

Inside this highly important survival handbook, kids will learn:

• Why dads think recipes are optional
• How smoke somehow becomes "extra flavor"
• Why every pan in the house gets dirty
• The warning signs of a kitchen disaster
• Why moms suddenly get very quiet
• How ketchup becomes an emergency rescue plan

From exploding spaghetti sauce to burned garlic bread emergencies, this hilarious survival guide explains the truth about what really happens when dads take over the kitchen.
Perfect for kids ages 7-12 and parents who have survived "experimental cooking" themselves, this laugh-out-loud book turns ordinary family chaos into a full-scale survival adventure.
Because sometimes the bravest thing a kid can do...
is eat dinner.
Part of the Kids Survival Series.