Surviving a Birthday Party
Published on 4. May 2026
Book
Paperback/Softback
98 pages
979-8-1955-4317-4 (ISBN)
Description
Warning: Birthday parties may look fun from the outside. Balloons! Cake! Presents! Music! But inside the party zone, danger waits everywhere.
There may be screaming toddlers. Mystery games with confusing rules. A clown who knows your name. A piñata swinging like a wrecking ball. Cake frosting on your shirt. And gift bags filled with items that break before you reach the car.
Luckily, this handbook is here.
Learn how to:
"The party starts at 2:00!"
Part of the Kids Survival Series
There may be screaming toddlers. Mystery games with confusing rules. A clown who knows your name. A piñata swinging like a wrecking ball. Cake frosting on your shirt. And gift bags filled with items that break before you reach the car.
Luckily, this handbook is here.
Learn how to:
- Enter a party without stepping on a balloon minefield
- Survive awkward party games with dignity
- Find the best hiding spots when chaos begins
- Choose the safest slice of cake
- Escape glitter disasters
- Handle sugar-powered children at top speed
- Leave with snacks, pride, and maybe your shoes
"The party starts at 2:00!"
Part of the Kids Survival Series