This is What You're Doing Wrong

I have therefore decided to go through all the problems we face in society and tell you how to sort them out. Crime, education, double chins, the environment, sexism, elephant-shagging, alien invasion, you name it. Am I educated? Am I respected? Am I super-clever? No. The best ideas are normally the simplest and intelligence can get in the way. I don't have anything particularly clever to say and no flowery way of saying it, so you'll just have to take this the way it comes. It's easy to look at world problems as really hard and difficult, with deep-rooted hatred, loads of historical baggage and no obvious answers. Rubbish. Life is as difficult or as simple as you want to make it. This book is one chapter long. One chapter is all you need. If you can't make your point in one chapter, stop bulls**tting. Excessive evidence, chapters, and structure just waste time and bore everybody. Just tell it like it is. Remember; faint heart never f**ked a pig, so lets get on with it. I'm going to start with crime.